\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article157325269.html Insert joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Wrong guy to meet if you're looking to make a deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Not pictured: Bob Kraft in the back sampling the sacramental wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Leatherface, The Pope and a lawyer walk into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddaryl Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) Jerry Jones meets the Pope during a recent visit. "Hello Jerry" says the Pope, "I'm sorry Jerry, God is just not a Cowboys fan." "What?" exclaims Jerry, astonished. "You heard, God is not a Cowboys fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man and we are Americas team", replies the Jones. "Oh really", says the Pope. "What have you done in life that God would want to be a supporter of your Cowboys then?" "Well" said the Jones, "Three weeks ago I gave 100,000 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says the Pope. "anything else?" "Well, a few weeks before that I also gave 100,000 dollars to build a shelter for the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A month before I that I gave 100,000 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said the Pope, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with god." Ten minutes pass before the Pope returns. He looks Jerry in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300,000 dollars back, now f**k off". plagiarized and edited for your reading pleasure Edited June 21, 2017 by ddaryl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Jones--- those pics of me hammered and fondling young babes were photoshopped. The Big guy knows that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Jerruhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDogg20 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Jerry Jones meets the Pope during a recent visit. "Hello Jerry" says the Pope, "I'm sorry Jerry, God is just not a Cowboys fan." "What?" exclaims Jerry, astonished. "You heard, God is not a Cowboys fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man and we are Americas team", replies the Jones. "Oh really", says the Pope. "What have you done in life that God would want to be a supporter of your Cowboys then?" "Well" said the Jones, "Three weeks ago I gave 100,000 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says the Pope. "anything else?" "Well, a few weeks before that I also gave 100,000 dollars to build a shelter for the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A month before I that I gave 100,000 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said the Pope, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with god." Ten minutes pass before the Pope returns. He looks Jerry in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300,000 dollars back, now f**k off". plagiarized and edited for your reading pleasure I enjoyed this. Had me spitting my water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Pope said: Kiss my ring. Jones replied: Kiss MY rings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Jerry looks like he should have asked for the 'Last Rights." The original Dead Man Walking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Jerry was giving the Pope pointers on how to pick up young women in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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