Beerball Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 In winning the offseason, we have lost Shah Lawson (spleen), Ragland (femur), Cordy Glenn (2nd kidney), Goodwin (pre-emptive shattered spine), Dareus (brain injury), Half-a-Manny Lawson (rectum) and A-Aron Williams (Kelso helmet). You have to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 People here really enjoy my posts and opinions. In fact, I'm probabaly the only reason why anyone started the "who's your favorite poster" thread. Except they forgot to say that I already have that title and everyone else was fighting for 2nd place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Mrags should stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Mrags should stay.the problem is, when will everyone else decide to leave and start a new place without me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 For those with marital difficulties: Â Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, you have two hearts and a diamond. In the end, you want a club and a spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 the problem is, when will everyone else decide to leave and start a new place without meYou could then be the master of your own domain (a/k/a moderator). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 You could then be the master of your own domain (a/k/a moderator).no thanks. I like being given warning points and threatened with bans. It makes me feel like A rebel. I should quit my job and join a biker gang or secret underground fight club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Biker Club name: "The Pink Ladies"? Or "Rib Smokers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Biker Club name: "The Pink Ladies"? Or "Rib Smokers"?naw. The asshat throat punchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 naw. The asshat throat punchersIt works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 It works.fisrt thing I do is go find Beerball and recruit him for my VP. The best part about the prospect part of recruitment is you get to pee on the recruiters. Â Who wants in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 People here really enjoy my posts and opinions. In fact, I'm probabaly the only reason why anyone started the "who's your favorite poster" thread. Except they forgot to say that I already have that title and everyone else was fighting for 2nd place. stayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Inq an attemptx to make you laughx I putm Ex Lax in crayon boysm dessertm. I setm upz the web camw in the mainz bathx to skypem secret channelz 93-41Q-R so you can tunem in. It shouldm be goingz downq now. Â Also I willz let you knowm that the "planet" around Proximan Centauri ism just somethingx I hadm the Googlebot projectm to getm Greggy all flippedm out. I wasm going to holdm on to thatn for a while butm there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Forget those gerbils and hamsters, guinea pigs are where it is at. Not my daughter's page (she has two guinea pigs, I forget the link), but this should cheer you up! Or else it is either come to work with me in the wee hours of the morning! That will make the depression worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Mrags should stay. Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Who?He's a member of "The Throat Punchers"...seems like a nice guy despite the "Save the Wild Salmon" tattoo on his forearm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 He's a member of "The Throat Punchers"...seems like a nice guy despite the "Save the Wild Salmon" tattoo on his forearm. nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 He's a member of "The Throat Punchers"...seems like a nice guy despite the "Save the Wild Salmon" tattoo on his forearm. Throat Punchers? Is that like some kinky variant of a donkey punch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 If the current state of the Buffalo Bills franchise does not make you laugh nothing will.... It's a joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just look in the mirror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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