CookieG Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) What if: Stevie Wonder just called to say he's seen you? Joan Jett gave a damn about her bad reputation? Billy Idol's lover cried less, less, less? David Byrne sang about a boring, boring life? Edited April 2, 2016 by CookieG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Probably the only what if that may not be a "what if?" What if Chuck Berry had to go to a specific place and the safety belt that he held a grudge against actually budged! Hmmmm... I think we know the answer. Seems that's how the Mann Act viewed it 4 years earlier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if Lola wasn't a showgirl ? Not only did I already do that one...mine was far better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Not only did I already do that one...mine was far better. What if Tom had been a private or a minor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if Bing Crosby was dreaming of a green Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if the number one finally met somebody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if somebody did it better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if Elton John did let your son go down on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if Elton John did let your son go down on him. Then he would be Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Then he would be Michael Jackson. Ouch ... What if Frank did it your way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) What if Tom had been a private or a minor? Or if he had safely returned to Earth? Edited April 4, 2016 by KD in CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if Kermit the Frog had thought that being green was pretty easy after all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if he was not a joker, smoker, midnight toker? Just another boring dude? Or if he had safely returned to Earth? Speaking of "Earth", wind, & fire... ...What if they couldn't remember September? Listening to CoffeeHouse now: What if everything wasn't yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if you saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen, doing the Monster Mash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Speaking of "Earth", wind, & fire... ...What if they couldn't remember September? Speaking of late September, what if Rod Stewart had gone back to school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) Speaking of late September, what if Rod Stewart had gone back to school? Forget that, even worse... What if global warming got so bad that November was exceptionally hot and there was a "warm November rain?" Oh the travesty! Then instead of a dashing through the snow, in December, being pulled in a sleigh by a horse named Bobtail... We had to mud it out in a Jeep 4x4! What if! :-O Edited April 4, 2016 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Baby, what if it wasn't cold outside, the snow was piling up outside? Ran out of firewood? What if Dean Martin passed out drunk? Would that one "drink for the road" have put her over the edge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Forget that, even worse... What if global warming got so bad that November was exceptionally hot and there was a "warm November rain?" Oh the travesty! Then instead of a dashing through the snow, in December, being pulled in a sleigh by a horse named Bobtail... We had to mud it out in a Jeep 4x4! What if! :-O Speaking of November and your Great Lakes lock, what if the gales of November had not come early? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) What if I got 99 problems, and a B word is #1? I'll tell you what... Edited April 4, 2016 by SAMMY HANDWICH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What if there were only 98 Luftballons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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