Beerball Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 http://bigstory.ap.org/article/nearly-grown-calf-kills-austrian-farmer
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 And here I was worried about Skynet . . .
Chef Jim Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 What's a nearly grown calf? Woudn't that be a nearly grown cow?
boyst Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 (edited) I've only been killed a couple times. I've shared a few stories about some cattle. Been chased out of pastures, over gates, under fences, up trees, on top of bales and all places in between by them before. Been stepped on, kicked, head butted, tramped, dragged, pulled pushed, thrown, submerged and knocked down by them. Been licked, kissed, rubbed, cuddled, and loved by many, too.Two of the scariest moments were having a steer drag me around the barnyard with my hand caught in his lariat and being crushed by a cow in the chute which left me with this you see below. Mind you, this was taken about an hour after and it grew. You can't even see fully around the side of my bum where the rest of the bruise was - luckily I jumped as she came at me otherwise this would have been my ribs and chest instead of thigh and hip. On 9/4/2014 at 12:38 AM, Chef Jim said: What's a nearly grown calf? Woudn't that be a nearly grown cow?year old cattle can be over 1,400 lbs. Full grown cattle can be over 2,400. My former bull weighed better 2,300lbs. It took 2 1/2 hours for me to get him loaded on the trailer because there was no way to make him move and I do not use hot shots. Edited September 4, 2014 by jboyst62
Fan in San Diego Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 My wife and I were looking at some vacant land in Ramona one time, damn bull chased us all over the property. Had to hide in an empty trailer for awhile till it lost interest in us. Fun times!
Cynical Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 1:05 AM, jboyst62 said: Been chased out of pastures, over gates, under fences, up trees, on top of bales and all places in between by them before. Been stepped on, kicked, head butted, tramped, dragged, pulled pushed, thrown, submerged and knocked down by them. Been licked, kissed, rubbed, cuddled, and loved by many, too. Wait, are you talking about cows or some of your dates?
Gugny Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 1:05 AM, jboyst62 said: I've only been killed a couple times. I've shared a few stories about some cattle. Been chased out of pastures, over gates, under fences, up trees, on top of bales and all places in between by them before. Been stepped on, kicked, head butted, tramped, dragged, pulled pushed, thrown, submerged and knocked down by them. Been licked, kissed, rubbed, cuddled, and loved by many, too.Two of the scariest moments were having a steer drag me around the barnyard with my hand caught in his lariat and being crushed by a cow in the chute which left me with this you see below. Mind you, this was taken about an hour after and it grew. You can't even see fully around the side of my bum where the rest of the bruise was - luckily I jumped as she came at me otherwise this would have been my ribs and chest instead of thigh and hip. year old cattle can be over 1,400 lbs. Full grown cattle can be over 2,400. My former bull weighed better 2,300lbs. It took 2 1/2 hours for me to get him loaded on the trailer because there was no way to make him move and I do not use hot shots. I see Jesus Christ in that bruise. Can I sell you on Ebay?
Jon in Pasadena Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 1:05 AM, jboyst62 said: luckily I jumped as she came at me otherwise this would have been my ribs and chest Aha! So that's why you loved TJ so much. Kindred spirits!
boyst Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 6:26 PM, Cynical said: Wait, are you talking about cows or some of your dates? why can't they be one in the same On 9/4/2014 at 6:47 PM, Gugny said: I see Jesus Christ in that bruise. Can I sell you on Ebay? jesus doesn't have PayPal On 9/4/2014 at 7:13 PM, Jon in Pasadena said: Aha! So that's why you loved TJ so much. Kindred spirits! funny
Beerball Posted September 4, 2014 Author Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 8:26 PM, jboyst62 said: why can't they be one in the same jesus doesn't have PayPal funny Why have you made this thread about you?
boyst Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 On 9/4/2014 at 9:31 PM, Beerball said: Why have you made this thread about you? I was wondering why you didn't make this thread about me to begin with! So we are equally confused.
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