Just Jack Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 http://www.buckscountycouriertimes.com/news/communities/hamptons/county-malfunction-caused-body-to-slip-out-of-coroner-s/article_5653f520-2956-5c69-803d-e3920fb7d5f5.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 I refuse to hit that link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 That... Just... Happened!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 13, 2014 Author Share Posted July 13, 2014 I refuse to hit that link. Go ahead, it's not about sex with dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 I refuse to hit that link. The unidentified driver of the transport vehicle immediately knew that the malfunction occurred and returned to retrieve the corpse and the gurney with the help of a bystander “in a matter of moments,” according to the release. Go ahead, it's not about sex with dead people I guess he doesn't think much of Poojiepoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 That was creepy. Check out the guy in the cube like car... Looks like he is craning his neck in disbelief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 That was creepy. Check out the guy in the cube like car... Looks like he is craning his neck in disbelief Well that is a head turner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Under normal circumstances (those that don't involve stretchers with corpses falling out of vehicles) why would there be a need for strapping a corpse onto the stretcher with so many straps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Go ahead, it's not about sex with dead people Don't believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Under normal circumstances (those that don't involve stretchers with corpses falling out of vehicles) why would there be a need for strapping a corpse onto the stretcher with so many straps? Have you seen any zombie flicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Have you seen any zombie flicks? Don't the zombies end up flexing and busting all the straps anyway?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Don't the zombies end up flexing and busting all the straps anyway?? No. They usually don't strap the bodies down then while they are transporting the bodies they "wake up", bite the unfortunate driver and the zombie apocalypse begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 No. They usually don't strap the bodies down then while they are transporting the bodies they "wake up", bite the unfortunate driver and the zombie apocalypse begins. Are those the same movies where the scared girl is along and runs upstairs and locks herself in the room with no windows in an effort to safe herself- ultimately setting herself up for an easy demise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Under normal circumstances (those that don't involve stretchers with corpses falling out of vehicles) why would there be a need for strapping a corpse onto the stretcher with so many straps? it's because the ACSA (amalgamated corpse-strappers of america) is a very powerful union, demanding no less than 3 straps per every 100 lbs of corpse carried in a motor vehicle. they're even worse when it comes to flying a corpse on a plane or air-lifting one via helicopter. they're also the reason why you never see traditional Viking pyre ships used in the US anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 it's because the ACSA (amalgamated corpse-strappers of america) is a very powerful union, demanding no less than 3 straps per every 100 lbs of corpse carried in a motor vehicle. they're even worse when it comes to flying a corpse on a plane or air-lifting one via helicopter. they're also the reason why you never see traditional Viking pyre ships used in the US anymore. I knew it had something to do with unions! Thanks for the info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I knew it had something to do with unions! Thanks for the info. always glad to be of assistance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I knew it had something to do with unions! Thanks for the info. Are you some kind of republican *******??? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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