/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 Are you f***ing this up, dude? This thread was moving along just fine until you showed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 This thread was moving along just fine until you showed up thats what you said about your last Herpes test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 thats what you said about your last Herpes test Herpes test = Mrags date night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 thats what you said about your last Herpes test That's the last time I drink from the same cup as you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) Herpes test = Mrags date night not sure who to answer here so ill try both. Yeah, with you mother the night before. That's the last time I drink from the same cup as you but you share cups with your wife and I've already tainted her. Edited October 14, 2013 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 but you share cups with your wife and I've already tainted her. you may be dumb enough to get married but i'm not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 you may be dumb enough to get married but i'm not your just too ugly to get a girl. And besides, where would you take her after a good date? Your moms basement ain't cutting it with 40 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 your just too ugly to get a girl. And besides, where would you take her after a good date? Your moms basement ain't cutting it with 40 year olds. You're too dumb to realize that his posts are so bad he can only be 16. Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 You're too dumb to realize that his posts are so bad he can only be 16. Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it? Cuz you're twice as stupid as everybody else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) Now wait. Am I getting this right. It is insult the previous two posters right. If so how come I'm the only one getting it? No it's insult the previous poster. Your second insult is just a bonus. And the only thing you're getting involves some plastic, a battery, and an expired condom from 1997 Edited October 14, 2013 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Your nickname comes from the fact that your brain development was completely nullified from your childhood propensity to drink leaded gasoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Your nickname comes from the fact that your brain development was completely nullified from your childhood propensity to drink leaded gasoline. Your vocabulary is meek and impoverished and entirely adequate to express your thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 Your vocabulary is meek and impoverished and entirely adequate to express your thoughts. Is that guy in your avatar with the 70s gay porn stache you from your first movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Is that guy in your avatar with the 70s gay porn stache you from your first movie? probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father. No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina that sounds like a normal Saturday night for your mom Edited October 14, 2013 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) probably is. Problem for you is, he's also your father. Impossible...Nick Micca Mayer was sterilized by court order after he donated to your ma. Edit - damn I was too late. Edited October 14, 2013 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 No, my father was Anakin Skywalker. Your father has never been identified but if I had to venture a guess it had something to do with an Ewok, a Trandoshian, and a wild night at the Mos Eisley Cantina Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home. Experience with trolling the craft room after midnight I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Your Star Wars fantasy life was quaint 35 years ago but you're not likely to score any chicks with that Schtick unless you are creeping around the old folks home. speaking of the old folks home. I'm off to bed for the night. Tell your mom and sister to get the hell out of my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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