josephfrei Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Personally, as a Buffalo Bills fan, if I didn't at least learn to laugh at myself a little, I would've been dead a long time ago ... How about this: The Patriots had "SpyGate" The Jets/ Vikings had "Portrait of a PenisGate" and now the Bills have "DadgummiGate" Anybody have anything better? Anybody? Edited March 13, 2013 by Yonder_d7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 ? Wait for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Wait for it... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephfrei Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 Yeah....and so after that build-up. Sorry, didn't mean to post topic when it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 You cannot rush a good a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I posted this yesterday, sorry for repeating: Buddy Nix just issued a statement: "Sorry, can't talk right now, my dadgum fridge is running down the street." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I posted this yesterday: Deadspin just reported that the Bills have confiscated GM Buddy Nix's cell phone and issued him two Campbell's Soup cans connected with a string to be used for all future correspondence with other GM during the FA signing period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 NFL investigators revealed that the reason why Buddy could not reach GM Dominik despite repeatedly calling is because Nix was trying to call using a calculator. When Buddy's secretary overheard him cursing about why his cell phone even needed buttons for multiplying and dividing, she assisted in finding is phone which stuck under the seat of Nix's 1974 Ford Pinto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephfrei Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Here's one i had from yesterday: " And he kept calling back. Into Thursday evening, resuming again on Friday morning, Nix's personal number kept lighting up their cell phone. They ignored it, until they came up with a plan. " I wonder if Buddy left any voicemail messages ? Maybe like a pathetic love-sick loser (come on, we've all been there! ). Somebody should parody this, dadgummit. The jokes just write them selves. Edited March 13, 2013 by Yonder_d7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I just called Buddy to ask him if he had Prince Albert in a can - he seemed pretty confused by the time I hung up...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephfrei Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) NFL investigators revealed that the reason why Buddy could not reach GM Dominik despite repeatedly calling is because Nix was trying to call using a calculator. When Buddy's secretary overheard him cursing about why his cell phone even needed buttons for multiplying and dividing, she assisted in finding is phone which stuck under the seat of Nix's 1974 Ford Pinto. And this : To quote Jon Stewart: Tuiasosopooooooo!! ....dadgummit ! http://www.huffingto..._n_2552284.html Que the ominous thunder sound effects over Bills Nation. " Hello, this is Barack Obama, may I please speak with Buddy Nix ? " " Oh, yes Sir! Right away, Mr. President " I mean, is anyone else wondering why it was so easy to pull-off ? Edited March 13, 2013 by Yonder_d7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 And this : To quote Jon Stewart: Tuiasosopooooooo!! ....dadgummit ! http://www.huffingto..._n_2552284.html Que the ominous thunder sound effects over Bills Nation. " Hello, this is Barack Obama, may I please speak with Buddy Nix ? " " Oh, yes Sir! Right away, Mr. President " I mean, is anyone else wondering why it was so easy to pull-off ? What is your definition of a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousetrap08 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Personally, as a Buffalo Bills fan, if I didn't at least learn to laugh at myself a little, I would've been dead a long time ago ... How about this: The Patriots had "SpyGate" The Jets/ Vikings had "Portrait of a PenisGate" and now the Bills have "DadgummiGate" Anybody have anything better? Anybody? Yeah the Bills front office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I wonder if Buddy left any voicemail messages ? Nix did say something along the lines of "I kept darn callin', but there was no dargunnit answerin' ma-cheen". What's an answering machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephfrei Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 What is your definition of a joke? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose, dargunnit. Be creative. In case you missed it, i proved a link to the collection of Stewart's Tuiasosopo bits, if that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Here is my joke.............. Buddy Nix Thats all that needs to be said to make someone laugh CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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