SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Something to take our minds off the Bills' failures. Anyway, I heard that when Losman lived in Buffalo, he used to head into the city in the wee hours of the morning and steal supplies from soup kitchens. He would eat most of the food himself, then make hobos fight over the scraps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 So I took a piss one night down town Buffalo. Feel these creepy eyes looking at me an the next urinal. Yea it was Losman. He whispered.. "ur cuter than Trent" I look at this fool holdin his weinke and said "now i know what JP stands for "Jr Penis" So yes Jp Losmann has a small penis. Oh rumor? **** my bad... I heard jp was a patriot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwolf02 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard one time JP signed onto this message board and thought "Is this seriously a thread?" Or maybe that was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Yeah, I met JP Losman in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's JP Losman. I said 'JP Losman?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET1062 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Seriously? Being a Bills fan has resorted to making **** up about former players??? Count me out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard JP went 12 for 75 with two picks during a session of frisbee catch with his golden retriever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geno Smith's Arm Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Okay, here's one. "Lossman? He's a winner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealityCheck Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Adam Sandler is headed down to Miami to get his head back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 J.P. = Talented QB!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 My buddy keeps a boat down at Erie Basin. Apparently late one night or more likely, early morning, while unable to sleep he went out on the quarterdeck to have a smoke. While huddled in his deck chair he observed several men and women wearing identical T-shirts loading a large quantity of garbage bags onto a nearby boat. And it wasn't just any boat, it was a boat belonging to a friend of his… a person who was out of the country on business. My buddy thought, "this is weird… these people look like volunteers but they're loading trash onto this boat in the middle of the night… and it's not even their boat. After a few minutes, the bags all loaded, the ringleader of the group grabbed what looked like a screwdriver and broke the ignition lock, starting the boat. As the boat sputtered, idling at the dock, the group of people cast off the mooring lines and my buddy could hear the faint whisperings… "Good luck JP. Thanks for the lunch… good meeting you." The man in the boat replied, "thanks for volunteering to pick up trash… you'd all better go before we get caught." As the boat left the slip, it glided under one of the dock lights. My buddy saw the man's face… the unmistakable visage of the Mexican-American version of Kyle Orton… JP Losman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard a rumor that JP wears gloves when it gets under 58 degrees and refuses to throw the ball more than 6 yards. It was a while ago so I may have this mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard JP went 12 for 75 with two picks during a session of frisbee catch with his golden retriever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 JP snapped a pic of his wiener that was meant for Chris Klein of 97 Rock however it was intercepted by Paul Hamilton's phone. Accuracy was never his strong suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taglientep Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard JP went 12 for 75 with two picks during a session of frisbee catch with his golden retriever. Awesome well put my friend well put Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDaDdy Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Something to take our minds off the Bills' failures. Anyway, I heard that when Losman lived in Buffalo, he used to head into the city in the wee hours of the morning and steal supplies from soup kitchens. He would eat most of the food himself, then make hobos fight over the scraps. I heard he is going to kick our ass on sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEB BILLS FAN Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) A few years back I was at a Topps Friendly Markets and JP Losman was there. One turkey left and with Thanksgiving fast approaching, JP wasn't going to leave without it. Little did he know there was a hefty woman with giblets on her mind. JP went for that turkey same time the lady did, luckily he was just a tad quicker. Undaunted, the woman wrestled JP to the ground and he eventually coughed it up. The woman made a quick break for the self-check out, turkey in hand, and was gone. JP's girlfriend at the time was steamed. In passing I heard her say to Mr. Losman; "Why didn't you just pass it to me? I was open!" and "You always hold on to things to damn long!" The bewildered and turkeyless JP Losman left Topps eventually.....with a Ham Edited December 13, 2011 by NEB BILLS FAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 i heard that in order to resurrect his career he is bagging groceries and has become deeply religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsBiker Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Seriously? Being a Bills fan has resorted to making **** up about former players??? Count me out! Is this JP's mother? if it is.. thanks for the '05 BJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 I heard he likes Brett Farve with those yellow shorts on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainwampus Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Here's a true (really) story about Losman: I used to see him on my morning commute, driving to Ralph Wilson Stadium in his black Tahoe. He was a very impatient driver. He would routinely cut people off and run red lights. He would take Milestrip past McKinley but would always avoid the intersection at Abbott. Instead, he would cut an early right at Niles to Stewart Rd. Anyone familiar with this area knows that isn't a very smart shortcut. You'd have to be as cocky as Losman to think this was a smart move. Sure, he saved a few seconds, but it was pretty reckless to be speeding down a quiet street like Stewart IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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