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She is cute no doubt but fake boobs ....... I dunno ........ I guess it would depend on how she felt about my penis implant.

BTW I can't believe this thread is 4 pages long. Oh wait, that's what she said.

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Meh

What?! she is smoking hot!!! You must be playing for the other team.

 

Well, she looks good post-makeup, post-photo shoot air brush.

 

How does she look at 7AM on a Tuesday. THAT'S a measure of beauty, IMO.

 

Point in case, the early morning, makeupless "Goddess" Katy Perry that's made its rounds.

doesn't matter that time of the day :flirt:

 

Why do smokin' hot chicks feel the need to get implants? It doesn't make them hotter, it makes them less hot, IMO.

not when they got little banana boobs.

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It's not like I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers or anything, but she's not my type . . . A little too "made-up" . . . hard to explain.

 

 

You will never have to deal with the stress of explaining it to her, don't worry. :lol:

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She probably ditched him as soon as she heard the word "Minnesota". No girl like that is going to live there.

 

 

The word "Buffalo" didn't scare off Ryan Millers' finace! Noureen DeWulf. And, she has her own trading card! What is hotter than that?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/NOUREEN-DEWULF-PINNACLE-FANS-GAME-AUTO-SABRES-/130523570399?pt=US_Hockey_Trading_Cards&hash=item1e63cfa0df

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She is smokin'!

 

Also, I've never understood the "exotic" description of some women. "Exotic" just reminds me of the Ebola virus for some reason.

 

 

I guess it means not the all-American blond-hair, blue eyes look...not that there is anything wrong with that...

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Ponder is dead meat. He should be celibate until he makes the pro bowl. With a honey like that all of his creative juices will be squandered (but on a very attractive young thing, come to think of it.) before he hits the playing field.

 

He's the next Trent Edwards...some to think of it..did Trent have a hot girl friend?

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Ponder is dead meat. He should be celibate until he makes the pro bowl. With a honey like that all of his creative juices will be squandered (but on a very attractive young thing, come to think of it.) before he hits the playing field.

 

He's the next Trent Edwards...some to think of it..did Trent have a hot girl friend?

 

 

Just his sister as I recall!

 

Maybe he should have taken some advice from his old friend, JP Losman:

 

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://talleywhackers.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jp1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://talleywhackers.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/dating-tips-with-jp-losman/&usg=__kHkmF-rmADswglOb1rSk90yO1Vo=&h=475&w=640&sz=72&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=6tJDS8G35XuMVM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=137&prev=/search%3Fq%3Djp%2Blosman%2Bgirlfriend%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1260%26bih%3D865%26tbm%3Disch&ei=28nbTeWPOsSitgflxpG9Dw

 

OR:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2008/12/medium_jp2.jpg

 

OR:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/929/315/39sexy_girls_wearing_shoulder_pads_07_display_image_display_image.jpg%3F1305078669&imgrefurl=http://bleacherreport.com/articles/696833-sexiest-football-jersey-wearing-fans&usg=__ziEWhYEmeaq8ZqZXQAl9tzXMtLk=&h=400&w=263&sz=22&hl=en&start=41&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=t5HtzZzSLe3qYM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=82&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dj.p.%2Blosman%2Bgirlfriend%26start%3D40%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D20%26biw%3D1260%26bih%3D865%26tbm%3Disch&ei=_srbTcqkHsm4twfhsuiwDw

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