Just Jack Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 talk about your favorites or hates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) It's that time of year again, the annual semi-realtime blog on which commercials we love, which commercials we hate, which commercials we really really hate, and which commercials will cause Ralonzo to go to New York, find the ad exec responsible, strap him to a rocket and shoot him into the sun. 6:00 pm 1) Honda. I like Honda. 2) Xfinity. How did those guys come up with that for a brand? The only thing that could be worse is, I dunno, "Awesomeco" 3) SAIC. Solving hard problems... for lots and lots of government money. 6:04pm 1) Ford Focus-in-the-rear rally. This has the makings of an all-game long annoyance. 2) iPhone talk and surf. 3) Ryan O'Reilly trying to sell insurance outside of Oz isn't as intimidating. Who's next, Adibisi? 4) American Idol. Still don't understand the appeal. 5) Animation Domination commercial starring Eric Holder in a Fox Robot suit. 6:14 1) That new Adam Sandler movie. Same as last year's Adam Sandler movie no doubt. 2) Big sausage-fest pizza from Pizza Hut. 3) Denis Leary trying out some new material for Ford. "This is the future." HAHAHAH He always makes laugh. 4) Battle: Los Angeles. Looks like Gantz, kinda. 5) House 6) ??? 7) Profit 8) Play 60, against NFL stars. That'll turn out well I'm sure. Edited February 6, 2011 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 6:24 pm 1) Kung Fu Panda 2. Yes I said Kung FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 2) Oh good. More talking bears. Chicago lost in the NFC Championship game you know. 3) LivingSocial.com turns a biker into a woman. You want ME to sign up for THAT? 4) Old AT&T 4g commercial with the guy whose gums are bigger than his teeth. 5) Glee. So if you watch Glee, AND subscribe to LivingSocial.com, what happens? 6) Bones, never watched it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 5) Glee. So if you watch Glee, AND subscribe to LivingSocial.com, what happens? You would have to turn in your man card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 6:31 pm 1) More Rally Who-Cares-Ica. What a lame pandering job. You would have to turn in your man card. I think the LivingSocial thing sort of puts your man-card and/or man-genitalia through the shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) 6:43 pm 1) Hack Job for Bud Light. You mean, Wack Job. 2) Doritos. This has potential. But it shall go unfulfilled. Moral of the story, don't date chicks with dogs. 3) Audi, Kenny G in prison. Good idea. 6:49 pm 1) More Doritos. Oh, what the hell. Is there a significantly larger gay audience watching football that I was aware of? 2) Chevy Cruise Eco in an old folks home. Meh. 3) Pepsi Max, brother getting pwned. And then... "Hey, where are the white women at?" Edited February 6, 2011 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 6:49 pm 1) More Doritos. Oh, what the hell. Is there a significantly larger gay audience watching football that I was aware of? I actually thought this one was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 6:43 pm 3) Audi, Kenny G in prison. Good idea. So far this is my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I actually thought this one was hilarious. Hey Rolonzo, I think you just got your answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) 6:55 pm 1) Bud Light product placement. I'm thoroughly sick of this campaign. 2) Chevy Silverado. I'm dumber for having seen that. 3) The Rock and Vin Diesel in Fast And Furious Five. I hope that wasn't an NSX going over that cliff. Edited February 6, 2011 by Ralonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 A commercial thread? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Hey Rolonzo, I think you just got your answer. Ain't going there on my man Fez 7:01 pm 1) Pepsi Max. Ok, it's always funny seeing a preppy getting a nutshot. 2) Please no more Doritos. Especially Reanimator Flavor Doritos. 3) Hyundai. I'm getting a seizure, like the guy driving that Hyundai. 7:04 pm: 1) Cowboys & Aliens. Well, they ain't gonna make any more episodes of Firefly. 2) Cowboys & Aliens & Neptune & Stargates. Kia Optima. 3) A brand new unfunny comedy on Fox. 7:08 pm: 1) Robot Chicken doing commercials now? Brisk. 7:15 pm These should be the locals 1) Oh this is great. Bridgestone "You hit Reply All", hah, that was good. 2) Chevy Volt. Hate to tell you Chevy but Jimi Hendrix would drain those batties in 30 seconds. 3) GoBooby.com with Joan Rivers? Blllelaeeaaaaargh. 4) Geico disco ball, old one. 7:23 pm 1) Budweiser. Please God. No Clydesdales. No Clydesdales. Karaoke out west with Elton John. This was horrible. 2) "Dear Km, your rack is unreal." HAHAHAH 3) Transformers 2? Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) Doritos #2 with the cheese fingers/chip crumbs on pants was disgusting and not hilarious. Chevy is by far the worst advertiser so far. BMW commercial was boring. Motorola with the 1984 creepy office- you're NOT Apple!!! All of the other commercials have been pretty good or better- maybe because they are so damn expensive? Edited February 7, 2011 by BmoreBills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 3) Transformers 2? Yep I think that was Transformers 3. I stopped watching after the first one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 7:25 pm 1) BMW. We're the redneckiest German car company there is. 2) 1984 George Orwell. Winston hitting on Julia. Send her a picture of a boot stamping on a human face - forever. 3) We got Bowie, anyway. More BMW, diesel this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 3) Transformers 2? Yep It's Transformers 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewPort71 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 2) Chevy Volt. Hate to tell you Chevy but Jimi Hendrix would drain those batties in 30 seconds. That was funny as all get out. Mrs. Lew is asking, "what's so funny ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 2) 1984 George Orwell. Winston hitting on Julia. Send her a picture of a boot stamping on a human face - forever. That was a great commercial by Motorola - making fun of the Apple 1984 Superbowl commercial. Nicely done, but I'm not sure if they got their point across very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 2) 1984 George Orwell. Winston hitting on Julia. Send her a picture of a boot stamping on a human face - forever. I took that to be the anti-Apple mac commercial from 1984. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 7:30 pm 1) Coca-cola, The most popular soft drink in Mordor. Conquered by Coke and 7-foot tall Ewoks. 2) Thor, damn straight. Eat some Mjolnir, *********ers.. 3) VW. Little Darth Vader. Way to scar your kid for life. 7:39 pm 1) Snickers. Was that Roseanne? 2) CareerBuilders. Those K cars park like they're from Maryland. I liked that. 3) Super 8. The movie, not the motel. 4) Halftime show. Can Fergie have a wardrobe malfunction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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