Maybin/Merriman

[Cotton Fitzsimmons]

Ok guys... I can picture it now. A RB busts through our line going "great guns" per usual, and chasing it down from the backside is "Lights Out" Shawn Merriman and "Hollywood" Aaron Maybin who collaborate to stop the runner 12 yards down field. What sort of theatrics will transpire in the wake of their playmaking?

[BUFFALOKIE]

OTHER: They will get up, dust themselves off, and hustle back to the huddle.

[H2o]

Other: Depends on whether it's a normal tackle or a sack.

[snamsnoops]

Other: Depends on whether it's a normal tackle or a sack.

 

 

I would have to say "normal" tackle. I don't even think "Hollywood" Maybin can spell sack!

[Nanker]

I voted for: They will unleash a celebratory dance so vigorous, they will both tear an ACL and be out for the remainder of the year.

And what's more, I believe they'll have a dueling fauxhawks battle on the 50 yard line which will precipitate the ACL injuries.

[dayman]

Never Maybin is a highly paid practice squad guy.

[Red]

I love Maybin's "luggage" walk whenever he's on the field.

 

He looks absolutely ridiculous doing it, but you all have seen it.

 

Of course the steroid monsters have it, but I especially laugh at the twiggies that lift a weight then walk around like they are gargantuan.

 

Maybin is one of those latter kind of posers. Arms far out to the sides like he's something.

 

Let's face it...Maybin has been a colossal bust of yet another Modrak scouting job and 1st round pick, and he will never amount to anything.

 

Oh, what'd I give for Orakpo or Oher right about now...

 

Waitammiinit....2 negatives cancel themselves out...

 

I say Maybin coming around the right side, Merriman is coming around the left (nobody bothers to block either one of them because its a draw play up the middle), and low-and-behold our lone stud on the D-line Mr. Williams stacks up the RB behind the line of scrimmage, and as he proceeds to grind him to the ground Maybin and Merriman jump on.

 

Afterwards, they individually start to celebrate like they blew up the play, then they both pause, look one another over, and casually walk away to their respective sides of the field.

 

Maybin...ofcourse...does the "luggage" walk....

[Cotton Fitzsimmons]

I voted for: They will unleash a celebratory dance so vigorous, they will both tear an ACL and be out for the remainder of the year.

And what's more, I believe they'll have a dueling fauxhawks battle on the 50 yard line which will precipitate the ACL injuries.

 

Something along these lines?

 

[ET1062]

Merriman looks just like Maybin on this play, they could be twins!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5K1g4SDO2k&feature=related

Edited November 6, 2010 by ET1062

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I think Maybin and Merriman collaborating on a sack is one of the signs of the apocalypse

[drinkTHEkoolaid]

blown ACL's and when the fall to the ground they break their hips

[Red]

Merriman looks just like Maybin on this play, they could be twins!

 

youtube.com/watch?v=t5K1g4SDO2k&feature=related

 

Reminds me of that time in the movie, The Program, when the steroid-ed out defensive lineman is off the juice, and can't compete anymore.

 

He then goes back on the gear, and regains that edge...but at the cost of his soul.

[qdawg in philly]

I hope they give each other a high five and sm tells am let's do it again baby, all day long! Am nods his head and says, let's go!! Sm has already been there and done that! Hope he encourages am!

[crazyDingo]

The only way that Maybinot and Merriman will collaborate on a tackle is if Merriman jumps into the stands to ask for Maybinot's advice.

[Pete]

Maybin makes a play? This story must be fiction

[Kultarr]

It's tough to make a play from the inactive list.

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

Something along these lines?

 

youtube.com/watch?v=CZ5JSkf8HV4

 

I think a little pee came out i was laughing so hard.