Just Jack

What about your friends? Will they stand their ground? Will they let you down? hey yay What about your friends? Are they gonna be low down? Will they ever be around? Or will they turn their backs on you?

Worse than the Mike Barney Nissan jingle?

Yeah, I should have known it from the very start This girl will leave me with a broken heart Now listen people what I'm telling you A keep away from a Runaround Sue yeah

That was my first thought also.

Still needs some kind of stabilizer for it.

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We’re one day closer now.

Here I am again in this mean old town And you're so far away from me And where are you when the sun go down? You're so far away from me

He needs to invest in a gimble for his cell phone.

The usual site I look at does not have them listed yet.

Exactly. You toss wings with hot sauce. Has anyone ever tossed wings with Ranch "sauce"? No. Because it's a dressing and a dip, not a sauce.

Why do bands still do encores? Is it really any surprise that peoples cheers and screaming makes them think backstage, “hey guys! Let’s go back out and play a few more songs! Our fans really would like it.”

We're one day closer now. It will be permanently open, because some lazy contractor will drop his screwdriver and jam up the tracks.

Someone was lazy. It's better to go back farther, say McD's first year, and total up the combinations, rather than 1.5 years worth.

Sailing Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be Just a dream and the wind to carry me Soon I will be free

We're one day closer.

My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time Party all the time My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time

Son, daughter, girlfriend, spouse, sugar baby. sugar son?

Went to Movie Tavern the other night ($5/ticket on Tuesdays) and two regular size drinks was $13.93. Our tickets to get in was cheaper than our drinks.

You know the man who told me about it on the bus, As it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania, He shrugged his shoulders, he shook his head, And he said (and this is exactly what he said) "Boy that sure must've been something. Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas. Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of mashed bananas. Of bananas. Just bananas. Thirty thousand pounds. Of Bananas. not no driver now. Just bananas!"

I always make sure the doors are locked when I'm having sex in the car. Don't want the girl to escape.

Quick Google search leads me to believe it's because you are "checking" that your order is correct before paying, which at that point it becomes a bill.

We're one day closer.