A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up
behind her he says, "Hi, there, good looking'! How's it going'?"
Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, . . . "Listen! I screw anybody, any
time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on
the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked, with clothes on, dirty, clean and sweet, it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever
since I got out of college..... I just flat-a** love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too!
What firm are you with?