Joe Miner

NFL dress code for coaches demands they wear shoes. It's like the NFL is always out to screw the Bills.

Oh good, you've started typing your posts in shorthand.

There was a series several years ago about a girl named Debbie something. I think she did stuff in Dallas. Can't quite rememberr the name.

Screw working out. Airbrush abs:

The QB position has been a main focus of the Bills community outreach program. No one else has paid so many bums so well.

As stupid as Tiberius. As racist as Meathead. As in love with Hilary as Pasta. As long winded and narcissistic as OC. As conspiracy minded as DR. As Canadian as meazza.

Perhaps his family could now do a better job of suing for damages since they can put a value on his future earnings?

Probably not gonna happen. The donkey is worn out.

He did !@#$ his insurance agent once.

Is it getting better Or do you feel the same Will it make it easier on you now You got someone to blame You say... One love One life When it's one need In the night One love We get to share it Leaves you baby if you Don't care for it Did I disappoint you Or leave a bad taste in your mouth You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it's... Too late Tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one, but we're not the same We get to Carry each other Carry each other One... Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it's all I got We're one But we're not the same Well we Hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher law Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can't be holding on To what you got When all you got is hurt One love One blood One life You got to do what you should One life With each other Sisters Brothers One life But we're not the same We get to Carry each other Carry each other One...life One

Is this thread also going to have a "surprise" ending?

I have an elaborate plan for my wife to purchase a $10 million life insurance policy on me after I die. That way my kids can be rich. What could go wrong?

Amazing. The smartest guy around doesn't know when to shut up.

Huh, I just assumed Colbert stole Stewart's politics along with his show?

What did he actually do to Whaley?

He had a problem with the 'pants must always be worn in the workplace' policy at OBD.

Does your box need 3 safeties?

Do we actually have reports or evidence of McDermott backstabbing Whaley or throwing him under the bus?

This as well as the "celebration" for the layoffs at ESPN. Anyone that celebrates or takes pleasure in someone being let go for non performance related reasons, who was doing everything they were asked for in their job is classless. Maybe 1 day some of these people will find themselves in a spot where their employer starts handing out pink slips for something other than performance based reasons. I wonder if they'll realize how classless they're being now?

People argue standing buffalo vs charging buffalo all the time. I think this might be a much better representation than either.

Well, job is now open. Good luck.

Time for all the wanna be GM's on this site to send in their resumes. In lieu of actual experience, I'd recommend submitting your posting histories here along with your resumes.

I don't think we can actually fire the Panthers personnel.