Joe Miner

Why wouldn't we completely shut them down? I mean, if you guys don't think you can live up to your end...

The only unfortunate part about our upcoming victory, is that it will propel PPP into 1st instead of us. We'll just have to rectify that come playoff time.

I don't have any complaints.

Many oil wells in the past were cut off after only getting X% from the well, because of equipment and techniques that were needed to get the harder to reach oil in those wells. When the price of oil goes up, some of those wells are able to be reevaluated and made to produce more oil. Shale oil is like a hydrogen car. Possible, but really expensive today. But the costs will eventually come down for both. Don't forget about offshore drilling in the Gulf. The senior citizens in Florida don't want to be able to see (as if their eyes are actually that good) a rig 50 miles off the cost. Refining capacity is something that desperately needs to be increased. But like many things, no one wants one in their backyard.

Things that were not cost effective for oil companies when oil was $15/barrel, became cost effective for them long before oil hit $124/barrel.

Hey coach, what do you think about turning all our defensive players settings to cause as many TO's as possible this next week. I'd hate to get beaten by the Dino's, but I'd also love to see a ton of picks, FF's, and sacks.

The thing is, come November, it doesn't matter whose names are on the ballot. We're already screwed. You've got 3 people that are all the same running for the same position claiming that they are all different. Vote for Hillary, she's got experience, and isn't Bush Vote for Obama, he's new and different, and isn't Bush Vote for McCain, he's a Republican, and isn't Bush None of them have any plans that will actually help anything. None of them would even be able to get their plans enacted because there is still a Congress None of them will unite America None of them will unite the world None of them will fix Iraq/Afghanistan None of them will fix health care None of them will fix China/Iran/N Korea/Russia... None of them will fix the environment None of them will fix the US Dollar At best some of them might provide band aids that could temporarily ease a symptom of one of those problems. So I guess the best way is to choose whose band aids you like the best. I prefer the painless ones with a superhero on them.

Boom de ah da Boom de ah da Boom de ah da Boom de ah da Does that mean anything, or does it just sound nifty in the song?

Maybe he's Irish?

It's just asking for trouble on many different levels. 1) Sexual Harassment (doesn't have to be boss or subordinate for it to happen, can be a coworker) 2) Daily presence of someone after you break up with them 3) Uncomfortable situation with other coworkers (especially when you break up) 4) Uncomfortable situation with your boss (especially when you break up) 5) If you don't ever break up (marriage), then added relationship stress from seeing the other person 24/7

"Will you lick my swizzle stick?" I'm surprised she was able to say no to a classy line like that. Remember guys, never crap where you eat.

13/20 That was tough.

Does Kimmy Gibbler live near you as well?

I know more women that think Ryan Reynolds is hot compared to guys who think Scarlet Johanson is.

All I know is there is a reason most hookers aren't married. No one pays a married woman for sex.

Better at what? Snoring or Farting?

"Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

This morning they were saying that both ankles were compound fractures (bones sticking through the skin). And PETA wants the jockey suspended, because "obviously" the horse was injured before the race was finished.

"Don't touch anything"

I added some thoughts, but don't know that they'll be all that helpful.

I just noticed we were in second, so I had to see what other 4-0 team could possibly have scored more points than us to be in first instead. Well, the Razorbacks just hung 68 points on the Dinosaurs who didn't manage a single point against them. 68-0, ouch. They also beat our upcoming opponent, the Eurpoean Zoneboys, 38-0 in the first week of the season. In fact, the only team to score on them this season are the PPP's who put up 10 on them. They might be the team to beat this season fellas.

They tried to trick us up this game, and only ran it 10 times, while passing 57 times. Our defense held up though.

They said he was hung. And they was right.

Does anyone seriously think this was a real suicide? I know if I was a DC madam, I'd kill myself in a shed near my momma's trailer.