Joe Miner

Lol. I don't know which is more stupid, the TSA or that "molestation" video. Gonna have a hard time doin a chick that doesn't like to be touched. Probably have to pass if she's that bitchy about where I can put my hands.

Who said that was oil? Maybe he just likes to clean up when he's done?

I googled "dctom moron" and the first link I got was Dellapelle John and Dwight Drane not understanding that God was disprovable, not disproven. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/96524-religion/page__st__280 Good stuff.

So no one works near women huh? Quite a letdown in here.

That money was for shovel ready jobs. It's hard to shovel water.

Hell of a lot of immaculate conceptions.

I liked the: Unmarried man/woman having sex - OK Teenagers having sex - Not OK So it must be a conundrum for an 18 or 19 year old person, and possibly 17 where that is the legal age of consent.

What I like about Pettine is that he knows our opponents. He knows Sanchez and he knows Brady. He knows what he has to get the Bills D to do to beat those teams. Hopefully he can make his knowledge work.

Wait...so we hate MD now? I can't keep up.

So what the hell is this thread about? Are we mad that ESPN sucks or that they are firing people? Someone let me know so I can be mad too. Grr...

Speaking of celebrity donations, today Kevin Durant just donated a million dollars to the Red Cross today. Several businesses and industries have donated lots of money, and there is certainly an outpouring of volunteer assistance around here. I'd give an update on the death toll, but it's too hard to keep track of. They said 51 yesterday, they were saying that the medical examiner had dropped that to 24 this morning, but they still didn't have a firm number. There are also still a lot of people reported as missing that I don't think have had any official pronouncement yet.

Very few basements in OK. Due to high water table and clay dirt, basements flood like crazy. Only very old, or very expensive homes likely have basements. The best most people have is a storm/tornado shelter, a big steel box that's usually either placed under the slab foundation in a garage or in the backyard. Some people have concrete safe rooms, although from my knowledge when the big EF5 types hit, those safe rooms still aren't as safe as the underground shelter. It's crazy, a state that gets more tornadoes than most has the least amount of protection for the people that live there.

I live about 20-25 miles NW of Moore. NW corner of OKC. I work about 7 miles away from where the tornado went through. This tornado followed a very similar path to the F5 tornado from May 1999 that hit Moore. That one had 300+ mph winds. I believe this one is being categorized as an EF4 with 200 mph winds.

An elementary school was hit and they think that 30 some kids died there.

You understood what he wrote? I couldn't make heads or tails out of most of that crap.

Why are we talking about Bush?

That's a ridiculous picture comparison on many levels.

I normally don't correct grammar on a message board. But I couldn't resist a grammatically incorrect post about the poster coming here to have their grammar corrected. In fact I was thinking it was likely done on purpose.

Did you get the gator's eye?

It must be tough to wake up stupid every day.

That's a sentence fragment.

From the very little I've read about this, I believe he includes a small metal bar in the gun to make it a detectable firearm. Now obviously the metal is optional, and the design doesn't require someone to put it in. But I'm not sure how it's breaking the law. And seriously, if 1 guy can make it, millions other can as well. Depending on the cost and performance, I wouldn't be surprised to see major gun manufacturers venture into this area in the future. Everyone bitched about "plastic" guns (Glocks) when they first showed up, and look at them (and all the other polymer guns) now. One thing I would be curious about is the weight of a gun like this. While lightweight sounds good for carrying around, a decent amount of heft to a gun can do wonders in making it better to actually shoot.

You want your TE's like you want your LB's. Just like we want versatility in our LB's, where the other team doesn't know what the D is doing, we want that same versatility in our TE's. If he is on the field with Chandler, is it gonna be a big formation that we run or pass out of? Is he gonna split out wide? Is he gonna line up as a FB? Do you cover him with a DB or a LB, or do you not cover him at all? As a 7th rd pick, I'm not wetting my pants yet, but hopefully he works out and can be used to confuse defenses, and make them pay when they don't account for him properly.

lol, Hillary. Right on cue.

She-Hulk Smash!