Saint Doug

Apparently multiple owners/GMs were impressed by this as well. I guess being a class A idiot sank that sentiment.

I love how he was all focused on the Patriots game and nothing else. Even when laying down to bed at night, can a human being seriously think that linearly? That's BS.

I don't think he sees the field tonight (or at all this season), but if so, I hope IK lays him out.

I think Rex actually let him off easy. He struggles to throw at any temperature, worsened by his fumbling problem.

Just as classy what he did with those dogs. And before you gone on about how "he repaid he debt to society", just remember the people on this board don't represent the court of law. As a signing? Who cares? He's done. I'd be surprised if he makes the active roster of game 1.

Well, this changes everything. In fact, I'm driving over to Richie's house now to drop my daughter off for babysitting.

I agree. His comments on the QBs, especially EJ, are very concerning. Well, it's still early...

I really don't care about this anymore. This is nonsense. Let's just get on with the season.

What about wielding their fists? I haven't read through the whole thread, so let's assume these "kids" fishing at the time of the incident weren't exactly 12 and 13 year-old. With that said, I'm a grown adult and I believe there are many 16 and 17 year-olds out there that can straight-out kick my ass. That's something I would likely have in the front of my mind that late at night, especially in Florida.

Correct, don't promotions indicate demotions for others? Who occupied these positions before?

I think whoever made these logos is stuck in 2014. Someone should let them know the Bills have been purchased and aren't going to Toronto in our lifetime.

That was the best part.

The irony is, this contract he just signed will ensure he never gets those weapons. The money they just committed will prevent them from fielding a great OL and getting him some players to throw to. This usually isn't a problem if the QB you just signed for elite money is actually elite, since it doesn't matter who they are throwing to, but Newton isn't. He's a great QB, but he isn't elite.

That just makes zero sense.

I'm sure their hush money is 7 figures, because that is how much they would get for a book deal. Plus, how can a NDA be used to cover up illegal activity, when their original purpose was to prevent disclosure of trade secrets? But at the end of the day, Bob Kraft has much better lawyers than these bums ever could get.

Exactly. She could've popped up out of nowhere and said "guess what honey, I'm pregnant and you're the father. And you're going to be paying me child support for the next 18 years after you sign your contract for millions!" According to who? The answer to the question "did you have sex with her?" has to be one of the biggest lies in the history of man.

By trying to prevent it, he ensured it though. I just can't follow his logic. He must've received horrible advice from someone.

I don't think that, but I'm sure the cops do. Haven't you ever watched Dateline? And if this was such a non-issue (he briefly dated some girl), what's with him trying to pull out of the draft? Seems to me that move gave this story a life of its own.

Hate to be a Debbie Downer, but the cops would say this gives Collins motive.

Did the Pouncey brothers have anything enlightening to add?

Appreciate every rock being left unturned, but no thanks.

If the Bills like a QB, they should just go ahead and draft him in the 2nd. This team is one decent QB away from a deep run into the playoffs. Every playoff team this year has shown that an above average QB is a must to get to the post-season, so why not swing for the fences. What other position do we need as badly? Funny thing is the due diligence going on at the combine in looking for a QB. This is a process that should be going on yearly for every team without a clear cut franchise QB. Funny how Buddy said we could do this "later".

I'd be shocked if Chan doesn't decide to resurrect that corpse.

It really doesn't matter though. Clay is the one who ultimately has to agree to restructure his contract, Miami can't make him. And if they have a "wink, wink" deal between each other that Clay will agree to restructure after a year, then he obviously doesn't want to be a Bill, so who cares if we lose him though.

Whaley's not going to leave a stone unturned. Get 'we done. Either Tebow or Barkley. It won't matter.