RayFinkle

Bigger !@#$? Phil Mickelson or Shooter McGavin

Sound like a bunch of cry babies who are tired of Mickelson whooping their ass, and there is nothing they can do about it.

Tony is dead until they make the Soprano movie.

Favre Signs with the Vikings...

BS. Nobody finds it odd he didn't reveal this BEFORE the draft to increase his stock?

I almost dropped my cell phone into a urinal once. I was holding the phone to my ear with my left shoulder and it slipped out headed straight for the urinal cake. I released my little buddy who was in mid stream with my right hand and made a quick swatting motion. My hope was to just hit the phone out of the air and have it land on the floor. Anyplace but directly in the urinal. As I made the swatting motion, somehow I caught the phone in mid air just an inch from the urinal cake. It was some true ninja like sh-t.

What do you even do in a situation like that? It's not like you can go over to a naked dude who is wacking off in your hot tub, while thinking about you, and try to wrestle him out....I guess a gun or a sand wedge would do the trick.

Looks like I got some left over turkey dogs, an apple and some strawberries for lunch today.....all washed down with a bottle of water.

I guess it depends on who is doing the hiring. Do they like websites about the Bills, Sabres, and large breasted women?

I was driving to work and this guy in front of me runs out of gas. Instead of coasting off onto the shoulder and then braking, he decides to brake in the middle of the road and put on his 4 ways like he owns the place.

I am uninterested and I didn't skip this thread!

I can not and do not take credit for this. I got it in a chain email and then found it online as well...

The entire time I was reading the story I assumed the home owner was a woman...that story went from oddly assuming to just plain wrong.

Clarence Barbie: This princess Barbie is sold only at the Galleria Mall. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Courvoisier and a cookie cutter $1,000,000.00 McMansion. Available with or without tummy tuck and facelift. Workaholic Ken sold separately. Tonawanda Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jam causing cell phone sold separately. Niagara Street Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie is available after dark and must be paid for in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills. East Aurora Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included, are her own Starbucks cup, American Express card and Roycroft membership. Also available for this set is Artistic Ken, who has a potters wheel and no visible means of support. South Buffalo Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a Hooters t-shirt and a shamrock tattoo. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Twisted Sister CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Kens butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Buffalo Sabres bumper sticker absolutely free. Amherst Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available. Lackawanna Barbie: This chain-smoking, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of another Barbies house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Cheektowaga version comes with a mobile home and pink flamingo. Lexington Co-op Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has multi-colored dreadlocks, unshaved armpits, no makeup and multiple piercings. Purchase Barbies new Co-op blueprints and get a free demolition permit for the pre-WWI building of your choice. Broadway/Fillmore Barbie: This model comes with a choir robes, a collection plate, a bible, and is automated. Pull the string and she raises her right hand and praises the lord. Available in four styles: Baptist, Jehovahs Witness, African-Methodist- Episcopal, and (this weeks special) Urban Storefront. Elmwood Barbie/Ken: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts. Comes with your choice of CD: Ani DiFranco or Broadways Greatest Hits. North Buffalo Barbie/Ken: This Italian model Barbie comes only in Brunette and drives a Sunfire and has a dog or child named Bella. Ken comes with his own hair gel and gold chain with a huge cross on the end. West Seneca/Orchard Park Barbie: This Barbie comes complete with clip on hair extensions and false eyelashes. Her platform shoes come in chunky and extra chunky. Tanning bed sold separately.

anybody know how much a dollar is worth in canada?

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder...

You're 13 and dating a Pats fan? Where are your parents?

Dude...a pats fan? How big a boy are ya? Probably Might I add, if your screenname is the "pet name" your Pats girlfriend gave you because she thinks it is cute, please delete your account and never post here again.

My situation is a bit different. I'm in my early 30s, I'm married, I own a house, and my wife is not from WNY. If I was single, which I am happy I am not, I would move back. When and if you start your own family, you'll want your family around.

If you have the means, and you want to, do it. I moved away in 2001. Someday I'll be back. I know PLENTY of people who have moved away and then moved backed. Buffalo is a great place to live, but I think it is important to get away for a while and experience life away from WNY.

congrats

f-ck that guy.

Seems to be his M O...

If you were trying to score with Poojer, Cloudy Windex would probably do the trick.

Drinking lessons from a guy hwo just bought his first car. No offense, but you have a lot to learn grasshopper.