"...In December, Buffalo is the seventh circle of the frigid portion of hell."
It always comes off as stupid or naive when folks who live in hell's furnace (Houston in August) make fun of the weather in Buffalo or elsewhere...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Houston
"June through August in Houston is very hot and humid, often with scattered afternoon showers and thunderstorms. At George Bush Intercontinental Airport, the normal daily high temperature peaks at 95.0 °F on 5–12 August, with a normal of 102.4 days per year at or above 90 °F and 3.5 days per year at or above 100 °F.
The average relative humidity ranges from over 90 percent in the morning to around 60 percent in the afternoon.
The temperatures in the summer in Houston are very similar to average temperatures seen in tropical climates, such as in the Philippines and Central America.
The values of relative humidity results in a heat index higher than the actual temperature. The highest temperature ever recorded at George Bush Intercontinental Airport was 109 °F on September 4, 2000 and on August 27, 2011."