DC Tom

That's not what "majority" means.

How dare he frighten suspects breaking in to his home. Doesn't he know he might have hurt a bystander who just came over to watch and make sure he wasn't dreaming?

Whole lotta stupid in this story.

But you said "a majority of Canadians," not "more Canadians than any other," you dumbass.

Conversely, not annoying me at all...

@The_Dude: this is a Godfather reference. Vito Corleone, as the Godfather and head of the Corleone crime family, was known as "Don Corleone." Hope this helps. You're welcome.

Yes, I actually did. You managed to pick a time frame that starts with the last time a Canadian team won a Stanley Cup, being about 90% Canadians on the roster, then steadily drops until 8 of the last 10 winners were about 40% Canadian. Maybe you should look up the stats.

Penguins, Devils, Blackhawks, Hurricanes... What was really interesting to note is that while American teams tend to have a mix of nationalities - US, Russia, Finnish, Canadian, etc., Canadian teams are invariably about 90% Canadian. As though no one else wants to go to Canada...

Well, to start...the Washington Capitals, you ***** moron.

Yeah, someone tell me again that pot is harmless...

Just what the board was missing...a halfwit poetry slam.

And if I'm Trump I reply "Are you ***** kidding me? That requires legislation. That's YOUR job." What an #######. There are no "DACA protections." Because it's nothing more than a memo (not even an EO) advising immigration crimes not be prosecuted. That's not "protection." He, and Pelosi, should grow up and counter with "Support passing DACA into law, and we'll give you half the funding for your wall."

Hey, I'm just predicting the Clinton narrative. Ask her.

5) Gladys Knight did more for civil rights in the 60's than her detractors are doing now.

No, it's because their husbands told them all to stay home... [/Clinton]

Hey! He earned it! With six UPC codes from Count Chocula cereal boxes...but he ate all of it, really!

Told ya...

The Democrats' response will be "We offered a specific compromise: you don't get a wall, and we get everything we want. You need to accept this." It's Pelosi's definition of "compromise." She's done it before.

They hate you because you're an ignorant rectal opening.

Trump cancels 4pm speech, saying "Well, I was going to offer to reopen the government and talk about the wall later, but since the House Democrats have already rejected it a priori..."

Yes, coincidence. That is one clumsy-ass conspiracy. It possesses the fault of all conspiracy theories: they require everyone to be endlessly clever, when all available evidence is that everyone is endlessly stupid. Unless...that's what they want us to think. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

NOW you're looking for nuance? Now? Now??? A special prosecutor commented on a news report on his ongoing investigation, to call it "inaccurate." That doesn't mean "a lot of things." It means "Holy shitballs, Buzzfeed. You done gone and ***** up so royally that I feel compelled to break my professional code of conduct."

Cuomo's amazing. "Mueller didn't do the media any favors by telling people they can't believe what we tell them when we run a story that's false." 1) Mueller's job isn't to do you favors. 2) You ran a false story. 3) People SHOULDN'T believe you if you're going to do that. Don Lemon's asking someone to hold is beer as I type this, I'm sure...

Told you: the investigation is corrupted by Whitaker.

You know Buzzfeed's reaction to this is going to be to double-down on stupid. They're the gatorman of publications.