DC Tom

I hope Northam's reading that and thinking "Hey, my next excuse..."

I know someone who met with a reliable source today that said Ginsburg's still alive, just recovering slowly. So this conspiracy's wider than I thought...

Gettin' my popcorn ready...

Get over it, *****wit.

27? So he just came off his parents' insurance...

It won't make you a better golfer.

You're such a dumb little monkey...

BREAKING NEWS: VA county dog catcher caught on film eating pizza with a knife and fork. Democrats call for resignation.

What he ought to do is tweet "Spoke to Miss Ginsburg last night, she's doing very well. Very well. Hope to see her back at work soon." Then watch the left twist themselves in knots over it. (Calling her "miss" ensures they won't ignore it.)

Quick, name a lie Hillary's never countermanded with another lie?

Not if the class is "The History of Porn in Western Civilization." Or just classical mythology. How much Greek mythology starts with "Zeus was horny and in to bestiality...?"

I've done that. But with someone else's business card.

If I were writing this script the next chapter would Smallette guest-starring on "Law and Order SVU" in his own ripped-from-the-headlines episode.

They did separate them. Same reasons the Trump administration is doing so...but the Obama administration realized there's be an outcry over it, and backed off to trusting "the honor system." Which is what Trump labelled "catch and release" during the campaign. The difference is basically that the applicable laws aren't "nice," and the Obama policy was to "be nice" and ignore the law, while the Trump policy is to enforce the law to show how flawed they are and encourage Congress to amend them. The *****? "It's true...but Trump still lied."

When did they have meaning? Let's be honest, you were never going to trust anything he said. Your opinion of the speech was pre-formed years ago, hence you are thoroughly useless.

Van Jones would know...

Why? I don't know what I don't know. Period. That is the most honest answer you will get from anyone, anywhere, any time.

I don't know. I know nothing about them.

Stopping Trump is more important.

Yeah, that was well thought out.

Someone's going to have to file a writ of literal habeus corpus to find out what the hell's going on.

Oh, c'mon. I'm known for taking the low-hanging fruit...but I'm not just going to pick it up off the ground like this...

Has the Clinton Foundation been subpoenaed yet?

You're a *****wit.