Jon in Pasadena

"We suck smarter!"

My friend's wife wanted to throw a surprise birthday party for him, and asked me if we could use my place. I said "sure." I never thought to ask how many guests were coming or who they were. I figured it would be mainly friends we had in common. Well, my friend is a writer, and unbeknownst to me, he worked on a bunch of films back in the day and has kept in touch with many of the people he worked with, all of whom were evidently invited to the party. So a stream of bizarre Hollywood folks showed up at my house, including "Red Foreman". Craziest was when the T1000 rolled up on a Harley. We chatted about motorcycles for a while. That was pretty surreal. Thanks, but somehow it doesn't hit the same....

Kurtwood Smith showed up at my house a couple months ago. That was weird. I was so awestruck that I totally forgot to ask him to call me a dumb-ass and get it on video. That would have been epic.

Um, both pics are of Hailee.

Huh, I always figured him for a rhythm passer. Well, if they made it best 2 out of 3, and it was tied 1-1, I bet he'd come back for the rubber match.

Have an enormous, world-shattering "release" if ya know what I mean. Hopefully I won't be in a sports bar at the time.

Oh I don't know... I've heard reports Pee Wee doesn't have a live arm....

That was one wobbly-ass pass, but it got there on time.

"Bosa's Sack" would make a decent handle...

Not having a true #1 WR doesn't seem to matter much. They have 2 backs who can catch, 1 of whom have legit speed, and a great young TE. And, as you point out, a very good OL who can get out and block for all these guys. EDIT: I had a brain-fart when Williams did that end-around and put him down as a back not WR

Lions have so many weapons.

Holy *****!

Trying to make up for all the ball-dropping going on by the Ravens.

Because Mahomes incapable of working magic in 12 seconds...

First KC penalty with :20 to go in the half.

The post-game hug with Mahomes is gonna take a while...

Well, both things can be true at the same time! 😅

Great minds are in tune! And so are ours!

If the ravens can get into half tied 14-14, they should consider it a win considering how awful their D was for the first 1.5 quarters.

"KC defensive back tackles Ravens receiver before the snap. No flag."

He has better splits for sure.

My idea would certainly piss off Mars (makers of Snickers) since all of those ads would become unusable!