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Nah. Prove that I am, big boy.

Yup. It embarrassed the douches running the campaign. It had nothing to do with the paltry turnout for Trump’s COVID party. Low energy! Who chases ambulances?

No wonder he's so low energy! Too many McNugget binges while sitting in the bunker!

Sad! Low energy!

This is why you’re on the Snowflake List. Hoax.

Probably so.

Thanks for the laugh! (And nothing says owning the libs like copying the libs!) FYI, Jesus was a brown person. Good luck squaring with St. Peter the parable of the Good Samaritan with your support for such things as hurling paper towels at desperate Puerto Ricans and separating migrant children from their parents at our southern border. That and blanks and turnout and suppression and bush republicans. But mostly suburban white women, you're right.

Hoax. Im not desperate. In point of fact I think the lies and contortions people like you use to delude yourself into support for trump alternate between perplexing and hilarious. Also, FYI, Jesus was a brown person. better than the wine cork status. Woof. That’s a bad one.

Maybe you should have watched the rally tonight. He kind of, you know, said it at the rally.

Hoax.

It was a blast watching a bunch of mouth breathers give Coronavirus to each other. Riveting stuff. Maybe they can chant lock her up a bit while they argue about whether to again make america again great again or simply keep making America great.

Hoax. It was a fake sellout.

It’s a fake sellout. Bunker boys followers are scared of snowflakes. Sad! Maybe when he’s president he can lead from the bunker, too. Most of them live in Moscow, have 20 different screen names, and don’t speak English.

I like the part about slowing virus testing. Massively great idea from stable genius President.

I heard a nice line about shameless hypocrite and plagiarism. I though he was making fun of melania again, but it turns out he was actually mentioning a guy who was last president over three years ago. I think trump secretly has a man crush on Obama. It’s the only explanation for why he keeps talking about him. Barack this, Barack that. Sad!

if by full you mean half empty I completely agree with you.

hoax.

Maybe next he’ll talk about the John Bolton book.

But not so many people. Sad! Small crowd for a small man. At least he emerged from hiding in his bunker. Unfortunately this irresponsible event threatens to worsen the pandemic. What a loser.

Biggest rally crowd ever. Thousands of people wore Tom Bauerle invisibility cloaks. Good thing nobody was hurt when the outdoor stage came down.

Maybe trump can release the results of his latest physical so we can see if Bunker Boy is hiding something besides himself.

I thought it was like a Clark Kent/Superman thing. I saw Professor Chaos there and I wondered of KoKo was some kind of superhero alias that I wasn't aware of, or if I had possibly (and inexplicably, given the quality of the show) missed a South Park reference.

What’s the adage about the lawyer who represents himself having a fool for a client? You just walk into this stuff. It’s barely even amusing anymore. Come back with something that makes me laugh, I beg you sir! Duly noted, old timer. So how did you pick the name Koko, anyhow? I remember. Not classy. And not even mildly funny. If you’re going to insult me you gotta have better material. I’ve got a good one on the way for you; I want you to bring your A game tonight so I can have some fun with it.

It’s too easy. It really is. Hoax.

I’m not begging to do anything to anything of yours. But I have noted that you self-characterize as having a cork. Sad!