http://www.maximonline.com/jokes/index.aspx?joke_id=1371
A drunk stumbles into a bar and orders a drink.
“I am sorry, sir, but it is not our policy to serve drunks here. You will have to go elsewhere,” replies the bartender.
“Ah screw you! Who needs your drinks anyway?” says the drunk as he leaves.
The drunk comes back in the side door of the bar and orders another drink.
Much to the surprise of the drunk, the bartender refuses the man again.
“What the hell is the world coming to when a man can’t get a damn drink?” remarks the drunk as he stumbles away a second time.
Again, the drunk comes in the back door and once again sits at the bar and orders a drink, visibly upset by now.
The bartender the tells the man, “Listen buddy, this is the last time I am going to tell you, I am not going to get you a drink. Now beat it.”
The drunk looks quite confused and then roars, “How many damn bars do you work at?”
Chris Thigpen
Stone Mountain, GA