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  1. dib
    But then you'd have to wear one of those big plastic cones.
  2. dib
    Did you hear about the 100 lb. midget with 50 lb. testicles? Everyone said he was half nuts.
  3. dib
    When we dropped our children off at their respective campuses, there must have been a lot of dust blowing around.. Don't be surprised if your drop off day is 'dusty' too.
  4. dib
    "eat this" Aliens
  5. dib
    "Molon Labe" Come and take them. 300 Spartans "He's dead, I'm wounded, you're lost" The Longest Day
  6. dib
    We've had a Gator in the Canal behind our house. I've eaten Gator tail on numerous occasions.
  7. dib
    only my wife gets to call me that !
  8. dib
    Ragnar plays a character in the new Warcraft movie. BTW The only Orcs are in Middle Earth.
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    6/6/1944

    dib replied to dib's topic in Off the Wall Archives

    Leningrad was no picnic either.
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    6/6/1944

    dib replied to dib's topic in Off the Wall Archives

    Sadly, there was no mention (here) of D-Day on the news.
  11. dib
    A French customs agent was being rude to an American tourist. The tourist asked the agent if he spoke German. The agent responded "no". The American tourist said "You're welcome" Thank You Boys.
  12. dib
    I know its not one of the options but I'd prefer, in any theatre the P-51D. The cadillac of the sky.
  13. dib
    Flying my flag. Thank you veterans for my freedom.
  14. dib
    Don't worry, Tyler is waiting patiently for you upstairs.
  15. dib
    I'd stuff her burr..... never mind.
  16. dib
    I think its a riot when women at the gym are dressed like pole dancers, and are p!ssed when you look. Oh that's right your carefully crafted Victoria's secret outfit was designed to not attract attention.
  17. dib
    Nurse sharks have what are called 'pavement teeth' suitable for crushing molluscs, etc. They were screwing around with the shark and in my opinion she deserved to be 'bitten'. I feel worse for the shark.
  18. dib
    By the way, there's an amazing restaurant on Stock Island. It's called Hogfish Bar and Grill. If you like seafood and happen to be in Key West, it's a must.
  19. dib
    The Dr. told me he wanted a urine,fecal and sperm sample. So I gave him my underwear.
  20. dib
    I guess I should have changed my shirt earlier. I don't change it but i do turn it inside out.
  21. dib
    Secretary of Defense-Me.
  22. dib
    Not alone anyway.
  23. dib
    Pretty risky considering all that's left of his head is a piece of skull. Wouldn't unthaw mean refreeze?
  24. dib
    Gives a whole new meaning to "getting hea......" never mind.
  25. dib
    She looks like she belongs in the handicapped spot.
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