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Cotton Fitzsimmons

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  1. Agree. Title says "NFLN update"? What's the point?
  2. Agreed, but when the OP goes by the moniker of "trolls_r_us" what do you expect?
  3. Ironic... the Chef usually prepares it medium rare!
  4. It'd would be EPIC murra, if he just flipped the Bud Adams salute right back at him and the rest of the league and brough a championship home!
  5. Agreed, lets give them hell one more time. One more time for all the smug SOB's who never got over us trampling them time and again (the Marinos, the Esisasons, the Howie Longs of the world). One more time to squish the Fish. One more time to put Belichik, Brady, and the rest of the Patriots in their rightful place as an also ran. Lets awaken the sleeping giant and reclaim our place atop the division, shall we? FOR POSTERITY SAKE, OF COURSE! WHO IS WITH ME???
  6. It would seem that Ralph is feeling an urgency to put a champion on the field. He reportedly wishes to 'bust that nut' one more once. A big deal will go down.
  7. And all of these years, you have been wrong. The truth hurts... But fear not! Even Ye Ole' has misfired a time or two!
  8. I highly doubt that's the case. Chances are extremely good right now that the next head coach of the Buffalo Bills is Mike Shanahan.
  9. To this, I can only add... Noddin my head like YEAH! Movin my hips like YEAH! It's a party in the USA! WHO-AHHHHH
  10. THE ITALIAN STALLION... RRRRRRRRRRROCKY ... BALLL... BOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!!! We'll have Michael Buffer at all of the games and introduce the front office staff.
  11. I doubt this would happen, but I think it would be great to get Shanny on the sideline ASAP. Essentially it gives us extra preseason games to get ready for next year. Anything that would help speed the transition would be "The Minty"
  12. Lets not stop there Buffalo! Lets bring in Doug Flutie as GM/President of Football Operations! We need WINNERS from top to bottom in this organization. Between Flutie and Nolan, we would never lose! They just win baby!
  13. "Hacksaw" Aaron Maybin ain't not gonna play... EVER.
  14. And then he could step to the podium and be like "First of all, I got a little somethin for my friend Mr. Jason Smith over at ESPN..." then Mike would flip him the double bird... that's right, one on each hand, Ye Ole' said it!
  15. Donte is straight BOOTY. And not the GOOD kind either!
  16. Tis' true, Space Man. No one is taking this scoop seriously. Rest assured, it IS being discussed on a serious level.
  17. Ya best believe! And if he does come back to the B-Lo, you can make book that he did it all for the "nucci"
  18. *Channeling Jerry Glanville voice cerca 1989* "Anybody nervous... anybody scar-ED?"
  19. Rumor has it... Jerry Glanville may have interest in stepping back into coaching, specifically in Buffalo.
  20. In regard to winning the Super Bowl... OHHHHHHH we're half way there! OHHH OHHHH... we livin' on a prayer! Take Marty's hand and we'll make it I swear... OHHH OHHHH livin' on a prayer! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
  21. One Coach (Marty)... One Team... One Superbowl shown all over the worrrrlllldd... We got that spirit... we gonna share it! What's in your wallet? It's not CAPITAL ONE...
  22. He's the MAGIC FLUTE. This play served as further evidence as to why everyone must pay homage to THE MAGIC FLUTE. Greatest... QB... Ever.
  23. Ye Ole stands 6'5" and tips the scale at 330 lbs. He volunteers his services as well.
  24. Iron Mike Tice in Ye Ole' Penile these days, heh?
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