Cotton Fitzsimmons

Wow, check out Page 32 in the guide... Head Athletic Trainer: Dave Hammer We should hire him as the new head of football operations and we can nickname him Dave "The Hammer" Hammer... a bid redundant, but as always it would be for posterity sake!

Personally, I was thinking that WVU's avatar is strong... real strong. The only thing missing from that picture is Ye Ole'!

That my friends, is the pen-ultimate of hillarity.

This exchange reminds Ye Ole' of a similar such exchange on the Jim Rome show. "ROMEY... I bet you don't call me that one more time... " "Bet I do... CHRIS!!!!" *BOOM*

GET'CHO POPCORN READYYYYYY!!!!!

Props to me haters!

Below is an excerpt of JP Losman's bio from the UFL website. I thought the highlighed section below was hillarious... "Height: 6-3 Weight: 218 Born: 3/12/1981 College: Tulane Hometown: Venice, California Professional Career Highlights: Drafted by the Buffalo Bills 22nd overall in the 2004 NFL Draft; in Losman’s first professional start he led the Bills to a 22-7 victory over the Houston Texans in 2005; in 2006 he threw 19 touchdowns and 14 interceptions in 16 games, with 300-yard games against the New York Jets and Houston Texans; was rated the 11th best passer in the NFL with a 84.9 passer rating in 2006; on October 28, 2007 Losman led the Bills on two consecutive scoring drives, including one that ended with an 85-yard touchdown pass to WR Lee Evans; was a member of the Buffalo Bills from 2004 to 2008." It's like they claim JP's defining mement as a pro was on Oct. 28th when he led two scoring drives, one for a TD and one for a FG.

The benefit of Brandon Spoon over Keith Ellison, however, is that Spoon is a ST "Ace" Plus, I like to call him Brandon Spoon MAN, cuz that there SPOONMAN is a good jam, and thus a good nickname for Brandon. Now, rumor has it that Jonas Jennings is still floating around on the FA market as well. If we could get Brandon Spoon and Jonas Jennings back in here, we could kick it old school, like an old fool, that's so cool... and party like it's 2k1.

Keith Ellison has a "fragrance" alright...

Yes sir! That's why Ye Ole' is here! A little comic relief!

Ye Ole' stayed at the Adam's Mark once. Got up in the morning and had a nice breakfast of fresh fruit and buscuits... wedges of mellon and the like.

SOLUTIONS... a new fragrance from Keith Ellison... This Christmas, get the man in your life SOLUTIONS... it's simply intoxicating... then ole' Keith would bust a Jack Palance... slap some SOLUTIONS on and say something to the effect of "Confidence is very sexy... don't you think?"

Everyone likes to grade Keith Ellison as inadequate. So what is the solution? Lets bring in Brandon Spoon.

In regard to Trent Edwards, I stand neither forward... nor do I stand backward. I stand Tredwards.

This thread truly was one of the finer debacles in TSW history. However, in analyzing its content matter, I can't find a sufficient explanation for the "why" element. Does anyone have any theories as to why this thread made so little sense? It was like the second you read and/or posted into this thread, your brain immediately became scrambled and you were left in a state of pure confusion.

It sounds as though theesir is feelin' So Cal Val.... yessssir!

But alas, fair BLZ 4 LIFE... we had Mike Mularkey who often was referred to as the meat head... and just look what happened.

Uh oh... BLZFAN 4 LIFE (WHEWWWWWWW!!!!!!) is throwin down on DEANO's opinionation. Where ya at Deano? On one side of the coin, BLZFAN makes a pursuasive argument that Rex wants to mix it up. On the other hand... DEANO makes a good point, he is a meat head... discuss amongst yourselves, for posterity sake of course.

Jerry, What is your take on the Gruden to Buffalo rumor? Is this another George Seifert farse, or is there some merit here? Point 2... what about Bill Cowher? If Ralph was willing to pay up and get him here, would this team respond, and could we win with him? Perhaps moreso than Gruden? Your take...? Point 3... who is the hottie in your avatar? PS. - If DEANO is out there, his take is also welcome here... LATE

What is going on here? Ye Ole' can't make hide nor hair of this thread!

Seminole chant.. Daaaahhhmmm... dah dah... dah DAH dah dah dah DAH... dah dah DAH DAH DAH DAH... DAHHHH... Uh oh... Bowden must have his boys on the move!

Jerry Jabber, who is in your avatar?

This is right up there with the most frustrating efforts I've ever seen. This game was flat out conceded down the stretch. The defense played one hell of a game and gave us a chance when we had no business being in this game. But, to me, it is completely inexcusable to punt with 4th and 1 and 7:30 left when you're down by 2 scores. The game was completely over. The playcalling on offense showed no desire to even attempt to win, and Trent showed no desire to attempt to go down field. Hangartner snapped at least 10 consecutive balls right into Trent's shoe. It didn't look like the offense was even attempting to be in this game. We've endured some very heartbreaking moments in Bills history, but I've never seen such a blatant desire to throw in the towel. This was ridiculous.

Rob the jewelry store, tell them "Make Dick a grill!" Oh Dick... how did you get your grill that way? and how much did you pay?

Dick wears sunglasses at night... Dick wears his sunglasses at night...