All right, you want a funny one....
Senior year of college, spring break. My fraternity gets a group deal to Cancun. I'm dating a girl (we'll call her Jill) at the time whose sorority gets the same deal to Cancun. We discuss and basically say that we're in college, lets go to spring break with no commitments to each other, have fun and see what happens. I'm there with about 20 guys and we have 5 rooms next to each other. So our room is on the first floor, near the pool at the Oasis. We have a little deck, that we used to play drinking games on.
All right, first nite we all go out to Senor Frogs and get loaded (Gee there's a suprise). We happen to meet some nice looking sorority girls from Iowa, and we're all walking down the beach at 4 AM. People are basically pairing off and I end up back at my room with girl. We start going at it on the bed, butt naked by this point, and the door to the room opens. In walks Jill, completely bombed and trying to make a booty call herself, and says, honey how could you, I thought we had something going. Well the girl from Iowa that I was screwing basically grabbed her clothes and tore outta there, eyes as big as saucers, after calling me an !@#$.
It comes to find out that Jill was just horney and wanted a little something for herself, and didn't want to wait. She said she saw my naked ass bouncing up and down and didn't want me to finish. I gladly obliged her, of course. Well, Jill turned out to be a little nuts and tried to pull the same stevestojan the next nite. It didn't work as I just hooked up on the beach. My fraternity brothers said she was loaded and came back to our room about 5 am and waited for me till I came back from crashing out on the beach till 8 am.
Well, Jill was pissed and we had a little chat. She said she didn't want to do the open thing in Cancun anymore. I said I'm in Cancun on spring break and I'm going to have fun. She then proceeds to launch a bottle of tequila at me, I duck and it goes through the window of our place (I told you she was a little nuts). Well security comes over and I have to now pay for the window. Didn't speak to Jill the rest of the week.
When I got back to college, she tried to act as if nothing happened, but we ended up as 4 AM hook up buddies the rest of the semester. I guess the bottom line there is not to bring a book to library, but it was a pretty fun week, and trust me, there are plenty of other girls out there, to let one who broke up with you get you down.