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"Draft good players."

Q: How do the players and coaches feel about JP? A: Who gives a crap? Most of the offensive players we have are completely terrible. We have Jason Peters, Lee Evans, Willis McGahee, and Anthony Thomas. And that's it. Everyone else is below average. Losman (who I think is OK) is basically on the field with three NFL guys every time he takes a snap. Our TEs have 108 yards receiving this season! They've probably cost us more than that in penalties this year. And who the hell is our no.2 receiver? I'd say Peerless Price but I'm not even sure he's on the team anymore. Of all the fullbacks in the NFL, we definitely have one. That's the nicest thing I can say about Shelton. As for our offensive coordinator, if he's not going to give Losman anything to do then I'm not going to expect Losman to do anything. We never attempt any play-action or roll-out plays so the defense doesn't even worry about them. I'm not surprised our drives stall even if we can move the ball a little.

Science Damn you, Elton John! (Why do I get the feeling that Elton John's solution to world problems involves sequins and obnoxious eye glasses as well as atheism?)

On which plays are we utilizing his mobility? He's obviously been coached to stay in the pocket, which is exactly the opposite of why he was drafted.

Whenever someone besides Evans or a RB does something right on offense (partial credit to Peters who is developing nicely).

I don't know if I blame our offensive coordinator or the fact that there is only one player on the entire team you can count on to catch the ball when you throw it to him (Evans).

The last two weeks I've seen him avoid a few sacks only to be sacked a moment later by one of the other defenders in the backfield. The sacks today were because the DE's were completely untouched. Pennington looked like he only managed to pat the guy on the butt on his way to Losman and Freeney had to deke out a TE. Unreal. I honestly don't think there is a worse offensive line in the NFL than the one in Buffalo.

If we have an "average O-line" we'd be sticking in the occassional red zone TD. It's not like we're running the ball into the end zone either.

Do I blame JP? The offensive line sucks. The wide receivers not named Evans all suck. Our tight ends all suck and apparently are on the team to drop passes and take penalties. Our fullback sucks. Oh, and our offensive coordinator does everything to make sure the abilities that made JP an intriguing QB are never utilized. So don't ever expect him to run or throw on the run (the latter is what he does best). JP isn't great but I have no idea if he ever could be because the team around him is complete crap.

Is it really that much different from this post?

Or not. Trashy Link If only someone could think for her 24/7.

You're telling me the student had sex with her? .....nice.

The Ron Artest Brawl thread where BF defending his Pacers and ended up challenging other people on this board (including me) to fight. This is also the thread where someone invented the new screen name "Plastic Cup" which continued to be funny for months. The Retatta thread.

You can't go wrong with a PS2. I just saw an advertisement for a brand new one for $129.99 (think it was Circuit City). I don't know what the bundles are like but there are going to be some killer deals this month and next with the PS3 coming out. PS2 definitely has the best selection of games. Gamecube had some really incredible games but overall there weren't a ton of options. Also, the new Nintendo Wii is only going to cost $250 (little more than $100 more than a new PS2) and features motion sensitive controllers (e.g. you swing the controller like a baseball bat and your baseball player would swing). That sounds awesome but it's going to be a pain to get one in time for Christmas this year. Also, Eric Cartman froze himself in the last two episodes of South Park because he couldn't wait until the Wii came out.

I think this is perfect.

Atlanta's asymmetrical light blue sweaters are a disaster but their white road uniforms are still really nice. Buffalo's home and road uniforms both suck big, sweaty donkey nuts -- the logo, the sweater design, even the blue is too dark. Atlanta at least has a hockey crest as their logo instead of a half-assed yellow Bills rip-off.

Cool, no problem. (Sorry to disappoint, DC-CTM-BJ.)

Wow, that is exactly what I didn't say. Read every word of my last two posts in this thread. I said exactly what I meant. If you want to put words in my mouth and read a bunch of stuff I didn't say, then go ahead. Have a fun evening doing that.

Negro? What year is it where you live? I don't see why a black person couldn't win POTUS. The whole country was hot and bothered for Colin Powell a few years ago. And how many voters would really say "Well I mostly agree with Candidate A but he's black so I'm pulling the lever for Candidate B."

Thanks, dude, except I was raised by a couple that had trouble having a baby of their own. I don't have a ton of patience for a couple that desperately wants to raise a child (and all the responsibility that comes with that) but only if it looks like them.

Yeah, that's all that really happened. They also worked in some shots and lines for the "new" Flight 815 survivors Paulo and Party Girl (or whatever the hell their names are; it doesn't really matter because Arzt was instantly more likeable and interesting). I really think they could have told the story of the first 7 season 3 episodes in 4-5 episodes if they weren't trying to drag things out for as long as possible.

I'm doing just fine, Joey Falls. Get it? Falls? Cuz you fall down a lot, cuz you're dumb. Bwahaha, my work here is done.

Isn't that what I just said?

1. Because I didn't see anyone else use it. 2. Because I noticed that you work in a lame "name joke" into every one of your posts. Coultergeist? Wow, another winner. You must be like the funniest guy in the whole world at parties. I bet people just plant themselves right next to you and make sure they don't miss anything really witty like "Rick Sanitarium" or "Rush Limbo, am I right people?" I'm sure it's just way too hard to come up with names like that for Democrats like, I dunno, Howard Scream and Sen. Scary Reid. Nyuck nyuck nyuck. What about Fed Kennedy???? John Scary. Charlie Strangle. Jesse Inaction-Jackson.

Not that it matters, but NYS Republicans are as liberal as NYS Democrats. Tom Reynolds just won re-election by basing his entire campaign around the traditionally liberal idea of protecting social security. For all intents and purposes, there are no conservative voters or candidates in NYS.