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Cugalabanza

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  1. Thanks. "Ain't No Sunshine" was the favorite song of an uncle of mine who passed away a few years ago. After the memorial service, some of the family met at a diner and that song came on while they were all talking about him. I don't know much else from the Bill Withers catalogue, but I should check it out.
  2. One of the nice little pleasures in my life is when I take my daughter to the park, checking out all the cute young moms who want to show off to the world that they still got it...in yoga pants.
  3. Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me.
  4. Is that really true? That's pretty sickening.
  5. How the !@#$ did Subway not know who they were dealing with when they appointed this soon-to-be-tortured-to-death-in-prison piece of **** as their Sandwich Czar For Life? (And then stuck by him for years after questions were raised?)
  6. If it was a Sunday 1 pm game, I'd say Miami has a shot. But you know Belichick has been working, strategizing around the clock, devising the perfect game plan, summoning Satan, sacrificing animals and virgins, whatever it takes, to look good for prime time. Pats by 20
  7. Haha, awesome. But Gragg knows you don't have to be hurt to get targeted out of bounds.
  8. Ha! Thank you for pointing that out. I know I'm getting older and it's kind of square to point out stuff like that, but sweet christ that was a grammar apocalypse.
  9. Not for Russell Wilson. He has vowed to keep his E strictly D. For the lord.
  10. It's just difficult to fathom that Elizabeth Hurley is composed of the same fundamental organic material, virtually indistinguishable at the cellular level, as, for example, Beerball.
  11. Category 5 cutie pie
  12. I predict bad football.
  13. I think if I met her in person and she smiled me, I'd mess in my pants involuntarily. I hope that counts as a YES.
  14. I think Rachel Maddow is kind of hot.
  15. Worked for Uncle Leo http://pickupthefork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/uncle-leo.jpg
  16. If loving the great sky vagina is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  17. I loved the first season. I'm gonna wait until a bunch of season two episodes are out so I can binge watch them.
  18. Reporters from HBOs Vice, Gianna Toboni https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/54/a1/85/54a185bbad44ad5f204f81fc4293837f.jpg Isobel Yeung http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KH1SiuUgBf0/maxresdefault.jpg
  19. Good points. You make a compelling case.
  20. Not only does it show dingding, but that red streak has got to be a splash of blood. It originates from the horn and streaks back as the buffalo is running forward. It just gored and conquered its [opponent]. Badass.
  21. Yes! I'm looking forward to this.
  22. Glad to hear that Bill is alert. He's definitely a good guy and one of the pillars of this place.
  23. I think Tom is nice.
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