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HOLDING - sometimes they call it sometimes they don't. There's holding on almost every play. F it, just let em hold. May the best holder win. It's like the equivalent of the NBA double dribble. FALSE START - guy on D can come up and do the 3 stooges in the lineman's face, good old "made you blink" moves. But if you blink or laugh it's a penalty. What if you have to scratch your ass? As long as you don't move you're feet, not a crime. ILLEGAL FORMATiON - No one knows what the hell that even means. Have to wait the 5 minutes after the call for the commentators to look it up on Google and then explain what the call was. Get rid of it. PASS INTERFERENCE DEFENSE OR OFFENSE - Football is a physical game. But at the high leverage moment of a catch we're going to get cold feet & become prudes? C'mon let em fight it out MMA style for the ball. ROUGHING THE PASSER - See all of the above. Physical sport, some of the softest calls, let em play, etc... QBS shouldn't be treated like they're children who need their mommy's protection with their own rules. They're men & football players! Stop emasculating them with this rule. Otherwise just put a jugs machine out there. DITTO ROUGHING THE KICKER FINALLY: UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT & TAUNTING - This ain't the country club, high society, where the decorum of a gentlemen is expected. It's football! Need I remind you, all offensive plays start with the QB touching the centers ass. Spitting, really spitting is flagged under this? Do you know what's going on at the bottom of those scrums? Unspeakable things. & If you celebrate a TD by pointing at the guy you beat you get flagged? Why bc you hurt the man's feelings? Stop it. If I survive outrunning 300 pound linemen, LBers like Ray Lewis, speedy CBs and Safeties like Ed Reed, you're ***** Right I'm going to spike that football, turn around point at each of them and laugh. Then I'm going to the locker room to change my soiled pants, leaving the stadium & going into witness protection. (Cause I'm pretty sure the players can enforce this ***** themselves) (By the way, speaking of dumb rules, why is it ass is okay to say on here but ***** gets censored?)

Er, maybe what was, still isn't? So what was, was? Happy Anniversary Amari & Bills? Feels awkward since they broke up.

Ahhhh the bye week.

You mean run the show like Aaron Rodgers? No thanks.

Beane & McD's Bye Week To Do List to make SB: 1. Work on tackling. 2. Remove jet sweep from playbook & burn it. 3. Get Kincaid back. 4. Work on tackling. 5. Remove screen pass from playbook & burn it. 6. Get Hoyt & Ogunjobi back 7. Work on tackling. 8. Role w/ Shaq Thompson @ MLB. 9. Get Hairston going. 10. Make Walker a starter. 11. Work on tackling. 12. Bench Rapp. 13. Trade for a CB & Safety. 14. Work on tackling. 15. Get Palmer back. 16. Activate Gabe Davis as WR 5. 17. Cut either Moore or Samuel. 18. Work on tackling. 19. Put Joe Brady on notice to cut the cute *****, scheme WR open, start passing to RBs, move guys around in the formation to get matchups, ya know basic competent OC *****. 20. McD take Defensive play calling duties from Babich. 21. Work on tackling. 22. Threaten the strength & conditioning coach w/ physical violence if anymore guys go down with injuries. 23. Did I mention work on tackling. There team fixed

My bad. Yes, I wish to add those to the order as well Amazon if it isn't too late. And I need it delivered in the next 2 weeks. 😉

👍 That's a pretty crazy thing to be in attendance for. Definitely a memorable game.

Are you the one he's pointing at?

The teams that fix their issues & get hot at th end are the ones who win it all. Not those that peak too soon. Question is can we fix it & get hot. Changes are surely coming during the bye. Guess we're going to find out.

Good points. I agree, but Josh doesn't have a lot to work with to help him out. Of course some of this could be scheme/philosophy (ie: small matchup linebackers & everyone eats no dominant WRs) which I agree is more a coaching issue. Good point about the cap, but Beane has to draft better. I'm just curious if this is more a coaching issue (McD) or talent issue (Beane). They both have blame.

IMO shaq has played better than Bernard. But we could do w/ an upgrade at MLB.

Is this a talent or scheme problem? What top blue chip talent does he have, Allen, Cook & not a lot else. Isn't a lot of this on Beane? New coach isn't going to fix the talent issue.

With Josh - No With McD - Yes

C.) Neither - get a big line backer who can stop the run & cover the pass.

Refs had nothing to do with the 3 turnovers. Can't turn it over that much & win.