HOLDING - sometimes they call it sometimes they don't. There's holding on almost every play. F it, just let em hold. May the best holder win. It's like the equivalent of the NBA double dribble.
FALSE START - guy on D can come up and do the 3 stooges in the lineman's face, good old "made you blink" moves. But if you blink or laugh it's a penalty. What if you have to scratch your ass? As long as you don't move you're feet, not a crime.
ILLEGAL FORMATiON - No one knows what the hell that even means. Have to wait the 5 minutes after the call for the commentators to look it up on Google and then explain what the call was. Get rid of it.
PASS INTERFERENCE DEFENSE OR OFFENSE - Football is a physical game. But at the high leverage moment of a catch we're going to get cold feet & become prudes? C'mon let em fight it out MMA style for the ball.
ROUGHING THE PASSER - See all of the above. Physical sport, some of the softest calls, let em play, etc... QBS shouldn't be treated like they're children who need their mommy's protection with their own rules. They're men & football players! Stop emasculating them with this rule. Otherwise just put a jugs machine out there.
DITTO ROUGHING THE KICKER
FINALLY:
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT & TAUNTING - This ain't the country club, high society, where the decorum of a gentlemen is expected. It's football! Need I remind you, all offensive plays start with the QB touching the centers ass. Spitting, really spitting is flagged under this? Do you know what's going on at the bottom of those scrums? Unspeakable things. & If you celebrate a TD by pointing at the guy you beat you get flagged? Why bc you hurt the man's feelings? Stop it. If I survive outrunning 300 pound linemen, LBers like Ray Lewis, speedy CBs and Safeties like Ed Reed, you're ***** Right I'm going to spike that football, turn around point at each of them and laugh. Then I'm going to the locker room to change my soiled pants, leaving the stadium & going into witness protection. (Cause I'm pretty sure the players can enforce this ***** themselves)
(By the way, speaking of dumb rules, why is it ass is okay to say on here but ***** gets censored?)