stevestojan

Can we talk about how it seems like just yesterday that I was sitting on my living room floor praying to any god that would listen that the Bengals defense would hold on for those last 30 seconds?

If Ivory catches that, he’s dead (or hit very hard, but hyperbole is fun.) it’s preseason. I’ll take an INT vs a rung bell for our #2 RB.

149,750 < 150,000. Math checks out.

Thanks for the help to everyone who sent me links. Turns out by purchasing Sunday ticket, I do get free preseason. It’s just a different app. That’s right, you get the preseason games, but have to use the NFL app, not the Sunday ticket app. Side note, my wife is going for her MBA so I got Sunday ticket with the Student package. $99. That makes up for the $150k for the MBA, right????

Anyone know how to watch? I have Sunday ticket streaming but apparently they don’t do Preseason

If we’re 3-5, I’ll have to donate a hell of a lot more than $17 to Andy Dalton’s foundation.

I’ve never seen you this bored; responding to every comment. Everything alright, Tom?

If I were to completely change my menu, I would pick yours. (My 5 guys would be a regular chess burger. I love bacon, adore it. But I just never love it on a burger.

Damnit. I got nothing.

Burger - Five Guys Fries - Arby’s Curly Fries Nuggets - McNuggets Desert - McFlurry (unless a Blizzard would count here) Drink - Gave up Soda cold turkey 8 years ago, but a Coke from McDs is somehow better than anywhere else. I think it’s the straw.

How’s your pickle juice supply?

It’s the off-season and this is a HUGE story, with potential enormous impact to the team. I think this is a very relevant thread.

Jesus...

Chestnut once ate 403 gall bladders in 6 minutes.

http://www.espn.com/moresports/story/_/id/23998448/joey-chestnut-eats-record-74-hot-dogs-nathan-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest Oh, and his other records. http://www.majorleagueeating.com/rankings.php?action=detail&sn=106

I pretended I had heard of EJ Manuel when we drafted him.

He took a turd, and along with Andy Dalton, polished that into a drought ending playoff run. 18? A touch low.

Of course. And a dash of Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m 38 and due to being raised correctly by a now 72 year old father, I absolutely know Talkin’ Proud! I also have the vinyl “ya know we’re going win that cup” Sabres record.

“The Machine” bit is one of the most hilarious stand-up routines in YEARS.

I was at the Atlanta game. It was a blast. But the Miami game followed by the Bengals game watching on TV at my house was amazing. And since there is no video evidence, I can confidently say I didn’t shed a tear.

This thread is clickbait

Wasn’t there a thread where the OP was going to eat a diet of nothing but lentils for an entire year? And he was going to do it for no discernible reason? I remember that being being a blast.

You need to keep up with the news, my friend. See. This is the kind of post I can get behind. You asked a remarkably stupid question, got the answer, but didn’t delete the thread after you got the answer. We all have brain farts. You did. But owned it. Good on you. Go Bills.

Colts select Rob Johnson to give him another shot. NFL Network instant grade : B+. A lot of downside, but just look at his hair. We, the members of TBD, sit here, most of us drink a lot, many have never played a down of football at any level, and some probably couldn’t pick a football from a baseball in a lineup. But honest to god, we have better insight than these !@#$s on NFLN.