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Nanker

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  1. There once was a woman from Exeter And all the young men threw their sex at her Just to be crude She laid in the nude While her parrot - a pervert - took pecks at her.
  2. Must be a sight to see with attached bayonets or flame throwers.
  3. “Battle sandals”... awesome.
  4. They all look alike.
  5. There once was a hooker from Clue Who lined her v agina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in They’ll pay to get out of it too.
  6. I genuinely don’t get why anyone engages this insignificant pimple on the azz of a gnat. Quoting it just polluted the atmosphere.
  7. Is it quicker to New York, or by bus?
  8. Well, Raymond Massey was a plus, Janice Dean... not so much.
  9. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Trump IS the Russian mob. Putin is his lapdog.
  10. Please, stop right there. We don’t want to hear how you woke up with a sore butt and a quarter in your hand.
  11. This is stunningly horrible. This is shameful.
  12. Very true Tom. Very true. What’s next - they’re going to produce their knock off of “House of Cards?”
  13. And here I thought you were Poutine. I’m a little disappointed.
  14. I can see Russia from my house. If if you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor. Purud. #1 Shaw Quote @3:11 NSFW NSFW NSFW
  15. What? The French are using Clintonista tactics now?
  16. Well, to be fair he didn’t say which eye.
  17. You eligible now for unemployment from NYS?
  18. It was JFK who lowered the tax rates. Inflation destroyed the single paycheck nuclear family. AOC is an idiot ideologue what lacks common sense.
  19. What's her position on "sloppy seconds?"
  20. Well, look who showed up... Must be his day off.
  21. Yes. Masculinity personified.
  22. They love cukes. Cukes never make them sleep on the wet spot. Told to my by a ***** I happen to know. WTF d yke is filtered? Damn glad I didn’t say diesel *****.
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