Jane, you ignorant slut.
Tin foil is exactly what the government wants you to use. And by government, I mean the extra terrestrials that’ve infiltrates the bodies of our most predominant leaders. Tin foil doesn’t keep their telepathy out, it magnifies your thoughts and let’s them in.
You want to know the truth? Well, I can’t tell you that because then they’ll know that I know. And, if you know that I know, then they’ll know that you know that I know about them knowing what their plan is.
Nice try @Augie, but I wasn’t born yesterday