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  1. Assquatch
    Caught one.
  2. Assquatch
    Too bad her momma didn't.
  3. Assquatch
    Perhaps you should have practiced more.
  4. Assquatch
    Ask Prince.
  5. Assquatch
    Maybe it's you? Sorry for your loss.
  6. Assquatch
    The monkeys at the zoo do this all the time.
  7. Assquatch
    Powerful stuff.
  8. Assquatch
    Is your premise that your head is conscious longer after being physically separated from your entire body (including obviously your heart) than it is after your heart has bullets fired through it?
  9. Assquatch
    To take it a step further, maybe there's bleedthrough often and they only checked the film there closely because they were reviewing why the alarm went off. More causal than coincidence.
  10. Assquatch
    Why buy milk when you can have a cow for free?
  11. Assquatch
    So who is the hottest chick you want to punch?
  12. Assquatch
    If I ordered them, hell yes I want them!
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  14. Assquatch
    I see no reason it couldn't dispense into a bottle and either screw a cap on for you or dispense one separately.
  15. Assquatch
    It's nothing you can't do yourself. Just put a rubber band around the old coin purse and wait. Much cheaper than a co-pay.
  16. Assquatch
    Did you see the rack on her? 1:31 of the video Oh, and it turns out her husband is a transgender.
  17. Assquatch
    It seems that only 21 posts made it into that thread before jw declared you winner. Is that because you're Canadian and it's a metric thing?
  18. Assquatch
    There was a Law and Order about this recently where people were being duped by a "tax adviser" into having their elderly folks with cancer cared for by a homeopathic doctor to guarantee they died in 2010 so his commission would be higher. In one case at the end of 2009 the "tax adviser" insisted on excessive chemotherapy to ensure the patient made it into 2010.
  19. Assquatch
    I don't get how this jackhole thought he would get away with it. He killed her and then left her body in a room under his own name. Oh, allegedly.
  20. Assquatch
    To each his own I guess. To me she looks like someone taught Mr. Ed to walk on his hind legs and gave him a quick shave and some implants.
  21. Assquatch
    It was taken aback seeing Daniel Dae Kim (Jin) speak without his accent.
  22. Assquatch
    He was down too long in the midnight sea.
  23. Assquatch
    Swollen penis, high blood pressure and a racing heart? Are we sure he wasn't hit by a Hummer?
  24. Assquatch
    I agree. Time feels continuous.
  25. Assquatch
    http://www.engrish.com/
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