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  1. Assquatch
    "We want the loudest stadium in the NFL" "Rule #1: Be quiet..."
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    I didn't lump you in with them, I said they're not far away. Probably not worded the best but I'm saying that both groups categorize players and fans of the other team as "the enemy" and can't see past it. Yes, please do tell me everything you know about my emotions.
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    He tends not to open his mouth when he speaks. Maybe it was tube.
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    You don't want him partly because of a face he makes, I am wrong, and my statements are stupid. Got it.
  5. Assquatch
    The people that wouldn't want Brady on the Bills because they "hate" him aren't far away from the ones that beat up other fans for wearing an opposing jersey.
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    A wrecked car on the side of the road sticks in my mind more than some random car but that doesn't make the guy in the crashed car a better driver.
  7. Assquatch
    Like a basketball.
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    Well done, sir!
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    Yes, I would.
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    Raging case of herpagonasyphilaids
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    I'm familiar with the East Coast and the West Coast. Do you live on the Mississippi River?
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    Crayonz, that thing they caught can't really be 200 million years old, right?
  13. Assquatch
    I play Carmageddon with Marshawn Lynch
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    Not much different from the jackholes I work with that don't wash their hands (or worse the ones that "rinse" their hands spreading their nut germs all over the faucet) after using the bathroom.
  15. Assquatch
    Perhaps you have fallen asleep and missed the last 10 years.
  16. Assquatch
    I think you may be thinking of Tiffany Towers.
  17. Assquatch
    I was always partial to this picture of the CN tower in the distance.
  18. Assquatch
    Herpetological society? What kind of women was he attracting?
  19. Assquatch
    No but He drops the hell out of some M&Ms.
  20. Assquatch
    So you get to decide that the speed limit is not fast enough, but the speed you have chosen is, and nobody should be allowed to drive faster than that? How will we know how fast we are allowed to go on roads where you're not doing your community service as the pace car?
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    Part of the URL is "officers-find-crack-hidden-in-mans-penis-foreskin". That would have been enough to tell someone with more sense than me not to click it in the first place.
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    Ads on the page NSFW
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    You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger You don't mess around with Jim
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