Simon

Never been there. But I did once get thrown out of a bar in Key West for not being gay.

I had size 12 cleats as a Freshman and then never grew another inch. That's another inch taller, you creeps.....

Please keep the left/right, conservative/liberal stuff out of here. It's been creeping into several posts and never leads anywhere good. It's too galdanged hot out to be working a broom. You sound like a guy who just got out of teef's chair......

Stupid shlt like this is exactly why those folks need a place that's free from ignorant asshats.

This is 100% true and I've spent too much free mental time trying to figure out why.

The Pegula jet was spotted headed toward Key West this evening. Beane is a scouting machine!

I still remember Schobel burying Brady while London Fletcher almost killed the center with a block that would have got him in trouble today.

Ummmmm, I've got a couple questions about this plan......

Not to mention I have size 12 boots and was carrying 4 cases of beer (which was why I didn't see him in time). But I don't believe for a second that Kesey would have ever harmed an innocent man. Or me either! When I realized I had stepped on somebody I said "Oh shlt, sorry man" before I realized who it was. Then I recognized him and I just stood there for a second gaping at him and he started laughing. Then I started laughing at him laughing at the stupid look on my face. Then we oddly both said the word "Enjoy" at the same time and started laughing again as we moved on. A strange moment but a genuinely organic way to "meet" one of your favorite writers. Someday I hope to accidentally kick Neal Stephenson in the jimmy and see if that works out as well.

I once accidentally stepped on Ken Kesey's foot coming out of a beer store in Eugene

This is internet porn for you, isn't it?

You got us twisted, homie. You gotta put in your own work around here.

The lizard people thing will never, EVER get old.....

I'm all for him protecting himself, but the only way he turns into Cam Newton is if he gets castrated and has a full frontal lobotomy.

Nuh-uh....

Nu-uh!

No doubt. I expected to be trading headbutts with neanderthals all night and ended up laughing my ass off with clever, fun-loving pranksters. The Clayton kid looks like a hell of an athlete but that is going to be a tough road for him with no background in the nuances of the game. If he has the patience to stick with it, even when he's getting beat like a drum occasionally, he might have a future in it.

I've actually partied with ruggers before. They were a boatload of fun, which was expected. What I didn't expect was how smart most of them were. Much smarter than athletes in most other sports I've run with.

I don't know how fast these dudes are but it would be interesting to see if they could catch me while I was running away from them at my best speed. https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/cd3905ac480e68fd4c564b80dcb37fa82d915bff/262_199_4448_2669/master/4448.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=0cd6a074672f639ce9e28f9d55266d28

I'm going with Jabari Greer. I spent 3-4 years bitching while he languished on the Bills bench despite clearly being the team's second most capable and instinctive corner, only to see the Bills let him walk when he became a FA. He's currently ensconced in the Saints Hall of Fame.

I will not stand idly by while somebody disparages the wonder that is duct tape.

I'm a really weird combination of avuncular and assho1e, which for reasons beyond my ken makes me uniquely well-suited for this role.