Vod Kanockers

Jets, Dolphins, and lackluster Steelers.

Lol, both teams are a +1350 to win straight up money line. For BOTH to win.. You’d probably have a better chance of seeing a midget carrying a grand piano down the street by himself.. ?? The parlay with the points pays out the normal 2:1. That is why I couldn’t believe the odds/payoff of the straight up wins.

Straight up pick. Both teams would have to win their games. I sent you a PM for the website that I use

It’s only $25, and I never said that I placed the bet. Beware of week 3 though... week of the upsets.. ?‍♂️

Right now the Jests and Fins are roughly 20 point underdogs. A $25 straight up parlay bet pays out over $5k if they both win. I have NEVER seen anything like this before in the NFL. (I’d post a screenshot of the bet/odds, but I’m “OnLy aLlOweD 2mBs”

Apparently he didn’t get the league memo that clearly states that it’s only ok to jizz on women while having a table full of cocaine at the scene. The league really needs to makes these more clear to avoid any future mishaps like this

I agree. My betting instincts keep telling me NYG win this one. Its the beginning of the league year, and the league tries to keep teams as close to .500 as they can. (So that attendance doesn’t drop for any said team) look for teams with an 0-1 record, to win at home this week. (yellow flags) (This does not include Miami. However, I wouldn’t be shocked.) its usually week 2 or 3 that all the strange upsets happen.

There is nothing on this planet that works harder than AB’s autocorrect. You ever think that his phone just sits there thinking to itself.. “Damn. What did I ever do to get stuck with this guy?” Thankfully football pays well, or else this guy would have a hard time finding a job even as a speed bump... (This will probably get thrown out of court quick. 1) No criminal charges, lack of evidence. 2) Judge- “If it happened once, WHY did you keep going back for the other 3 times!?!”)

There will be no meltdowns. AB got to OAK and didn’t like what he saw. So he acts like a raving lunatic to get released. Free to sign with whichever team he chooses. He got his way. I’m not saying that the guy isn’t a pompous ass, but there is NO way 90% of that drama wasn’t a work.

I think the ref muffed the players number. I didn’t see anything by JF, besides a pancake, pealing off, and laying somebody else out. However, I think I might have seen DS getting scrappy with someone off to the side. While the size of the two players is clearly unmistakable, the numbers 76 and 26 could be mistaken at quick glance

I’m not EXACTLY sure which play it was in the 1st quarter, but remember seeing it bounce off of the turf, and thinking “ouch.” The smelling salt was right before the commercial break before the game winning drive. I thought so too.. but if he says, “nah, I’m good.” Like I could see him doing.. Nothing to look at here.. ya know? Lol, too funny because I could see Gase on some smelling salts! ?? I didn’t know about the quick “pick me ups” regarding it though. Mods can close this thread if they like. Sorry for any stirring of the pots.

This wasn’t a QB scramble. He was taken to the ground (legally) after the pass had left his hands.

I’m not going to use the “C” word here. This is not an excuse thread. I am simply asking if anybody else saw him hit the smelling salts before the commercial break, on the game winning drive. During the 1st quarter, (12:55, right before his 1st fumble) I saw his head bounce off the turf after a pressure when the pass was gone. Didn’t think TOO much of it, until I saw him hit the salt. Did anyone else catch this? Just wondering..

You shouldn’t let them drink from the garden hose either

Narrator- “Things were in fact not, “fine.”

While addressing the team at half-time... “Offense! If you don’t know what you’re doing wrong, I’m not gonna tell you!” ”Defense! I just think it’s funny that...” ps, lighten up people.. Not everything has to be serious.. ?‍♂️?‍♂️?

Dont take anything less than a 2nd. Once the refs allow him to hold constantly, he will become a perennial All-Pro..

Compare the rosters between this years Jets and the teams you listed. I’m pretty sure they’re not in the same ballpark. Also, I’m pretty sure the Colts were something like 1-5 before turning it around last season. (With a veteran QB) Sometimes the pieces are already in place and only need the coach to bring things together. I’m pretty sure this is not the case with the ‘19 Jets.

Im pretty sure that they would just check out past seasons of the Dolphins if they wanted an idea of the offense, and any Gregg Williams defense of the past 20 years to get them up to speed on that side of the ball.

I think that perhaps the most significant aspect that both sides are overlooking is the fact that this will be year 3 for Buffalo (2 for JA) in the same system. For the Jests to think that they’ll just be hitting on all cylinders come opening day year 1 on both O and D, might be misleading...

You should call back and raise hell just based on the fact that you have no local channels. Keep emphasizing the fact that due to not having any local channels, you’re not allowed to watch football on Sundays. “Even the worst cable companies, can provide local channels. Why can’t a media giant like ATT???” Request that they fix the inconvenience by giving you Sunday ticket. Mention the fact that surely it is in some form a breach of contract on their end not to carry such basic channels, and it’s on them to remedy this situation. Try using nicer words to start off, and if they seem less than receptive, start tearing into them. 99% of the time I would get further by saying please and thank you.

JA should have smoked him out of that chair with a 70mph fast ball. After regaining consciousness, and cleaning up some of the blood, JA then should have calmly trotted over and said, “Sorry, that one got away from me. I’m sure you guys have heard about my accuracy issues.” ?‍♂️

The it’s settled... JA shall turn into “Stone Cold” Josh Allen after every practice, and every game... #MyQB

It depends on which service you sign up for, but yes, the ones I subscribe to do. Now, do they all have cities like Rochester? Not typically. However, they do carry all the major cities across the US. So you could watch through the other teams local channel if Buffalo isn’t available. 1 subscription that I have carries the NFL ticket, and the other I’m 99% sure will. (Can’t confirm, bc I didn’t use this one last year, but the set up makes it all but assured that they will.) Ps, you will need to “jailbreak” the firestick in order to be able to download the apps. (It literally takes 2 seconds to do) Also, if you’re interested in a DVR feature, I would recommend Fire Tv, instead of Firestick.

Go grab an Amazon Firestick, or Fire tv (if you’d like dvr) They’re like $40-$60. Best investment I’ve ever made. Had DTV for over 15 years. Won’t ever look back. If you’d like to know more about the process dm me. Go Bills!