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Sweats

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  1. Alright so, i gotta bring this thread back to give you all an update. So, if you read the original post, my office keeps moving me around from office to office and at first i figured it wasn't me, but i'm starting to think that maybe it is because of me.......yeah, color me confused. Like, who wouldn't love me?.......i'm a joy to be around. My co-worker came to me this morning and said that i was pissing everybody off with my antics and then he ran through a whole list of items......... * Purposefully wearing the wrong prescription glasses in meetings and not being able to read the screen cause its blurry * Just blurting out, "my nipples are like milk duds" in meetings and then just walking out, leaving them to figure out what in the good name of **** is going on.........this one seems to hold the for a while cause no one knows how to respond to it * Always coming down on Larry (the office Ravens fan)..........he deserves it * Kicking the filing cabinet down the hallway..........well, Julie should never have left it in front of my office * Making the intern do the "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" dance, complete with full theatrics ...........so, you get the gist. I've got problems.
  2. Jesus man, i don't think i could even barely walk to my fridge in the next room, so.........
  3. I reserve judgement until i completely understand what's going on here, but until then..........."ain't nobody got time for that".
  4. I got nothing and there's so much potential going on here...................UGH
  5. ..........i like where this thread is headed.
  6. .........i'll acknowledge you all night long I'm classy that way.
  7. Wow, i got a little late to the party here........what did i miss?
  8. The Bills ran into a buzzsaw with the Rams last week.......it happens. I'm not one bit in the slightest even worried about it at all and in fact, i expect another shellacking by the Lions this week. I sleep good at night.
  9. I haven't been to a Bills game in years, but i wish this service was available back then cause those parking lots were always a nightmare to get out of when leaving.
  10. I know Beane's gotta do his due diligence on OBJ and look at him now that he's available, but i hope to god he doesn't kick the tires. We have some pretty good team chemistry right now and i don't think OBJ will add any value to what we already have on our roster.
  11. This should really be news to no one.......the dude is washed.
  12. The Bills are the only team that i sit down and watch every game religiously and in fact, my wife knows that when i'm watching a Bills game, it's better to stay out of the room cause things are flying........there is no "2nd team" for me.
  13. ........less skin
  14. ..........UGH
  15. Not enough skin.......i need more skin
  16. I've read and seen just about everything about the Zodiac and there is no question that the guy was Ash.......they had all the clues that it was him and just couldn't pin him down on any of it. Also, that Zodiac Netflix documentary was done excellently and i highly recommend to anyone to watch it.
  17. JA is a Buffalo "lifer", my man.......he ain't going nowhere.
  18. Years ago when i was working a lot of nuclear projects, i used to save up some money here and there throughout the year and give it over to the guys so they could go out and have a bit of a Christmas party for themselves.........you know, beers and wings at the bar between about 6 guys. I was a low-level boss at the time, and it actually wasn't my place to even do that for the guys, but i knew the "higher ups" wouldn't do anything for them, so i would just give the crew some of my own money out of appreciation for their hard work and we're not talking about loads of money here either, maybe about $500. I totally understand how the "higher ups" wouldn't do anything for the guys, as they were fairly unappreciative, but i at least did my part to let them know how much i appreciated them.
  19. She never really impressed me too much cause she never really showed a lot of skin..........i like a woman that shows a lot of skin. I'm classy that way.
  20. I thought Teef was the Queen of Buffalo.........color me confused.
  21. ****** presents........love em or hate em?
  22. Should i even ask why?.........i mean, the suspense is killing me, man. What are the safety concerns?
  23. Never underestimate a woman's wrath. I'm fairly certain i pissed my wife off back in 86 and the house has been silent and peaceful ever since. Ah, the old hotel swap..........i could ask my wife if she's into it, but there's no guarantees that she'd be for it.
  24. I worked for a contractor years ago (probably about 50 employees + their spouses) and the owner decided to have a potluck for the Christmas party where every couple brought in food from home. About 3/4 of the people at the party were violently sick (my wife and i included) .......we traced it back to an older couple that brought in some crab salad that must have been bad, but they put in extra spices to hide the smell and taste. It kind of tasted "off" but when you're 12 beers deep by that point, you either don't know or don't care. The company never had potluck again and never really had any Christmas parties after that cause they didn't want people to be talking about it at the following years party (which we all would have).
  25. You usually want the darker uni's when you're expecting a lot of blood, so.........
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