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Did I ever tell you when I left a DVD porn in the living room of my college gf’s parents house? Tissue still on the floor, DVD still inside the player and I was in my room playing Madden with Donovan McNabb on the cover. I had to live with them for about 10 days because my new apartment wasn’t ready yet. It was never talked about. I wonder if they still think about it?

Cell phone. She possibly cannot control what you're going to watch on you're own phone.

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Not sure. I wish I could be a fly on the wall in every GM's/Scouting Meetings. Would like to see how close Teams draft boards are. You have your top picks that are pretty much consensus but outside, I would say top 8....how different are these evaluations?

With Sanders, it was simply the owners didn't feel he's worth the aggravation for a day 1 or 2 pick. So I wouldn't say he was a 5th round steal, he's a "I don't mind wasting a 5th on him, lets see if he changes"

Yep. Antonio Brown and Deshaun Watson. If they were B level or below players....neither one make it to a second team. AB filmed Tomlin's locker room rant and posted it....also went after Mike Mayock the GM and called him a cracker. Watson sexually assaulted 20+ women and received the largest guaranteed money of all time.

Nope not at all. Browning went 4-3 and averaged 215 yards per game and 23 ppg lol, threw 12 TD/7 INT's. Yeah, he was on fire lol. Back to the point on if I'm arguing the Bengals have the 1/3 of the weapons.....again I'm not. What I will argue is we have a better offensive unit overall as in the 11 starters and others that come in and play a lot. It's why we went 13-4 and the Bengals, with Joe Burrow having an incredible season (just under 5,000 yards/43 TD's) and didn't make the playoffs. Well, I can tell you it's because Burrow was sacked 48 times. Josh Allen, 14 times. We scored more points But I expect you to give another wild exaggeration like Josh Allen was pressured in under 2 seconds on every snap. Can you show me a stat that says 70% of Josh Allen's throws are outside of the pocket?

Being that we were 3rd in point differential, I would say our team won a lot of games. I don't think we were +157 on super human plays. https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/team Awesome. The Bengals were 10th in offensive production last year with Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow and Sam Darnold are at the same level. We scored 22.4 points per game with Tyrod Taylor in 2017 and our top WR's were Deonte Thompson, Charles Clay and Zay Jones. So that Jake Browning stat is pretty impressive huh? .6 ppg less with that talent level difference lol.

I didn't assume anything. And I certainly didn't make up exaggerated stats to try to prove a point. Are you seriously asking what the team would look like without our franchise QB? What would any team be like without their franchise QB? Best offensive weapons in the AFC is the Bengals. Could Sam Darnold with Tee/Chase have lead a top 10 unit? Oh please say yes.

This is simply an extreme exaggeration but I feel you're going to argue it's not. I don't believe Josh Allen was pressured 483 times in under 2 seconds on every single snap. Football is a team game. We don't set franchise records in scoring because of one single individual.

Yep. First time I saw Beane with some grit. I really liked it.

He was one of the most protected QB's last year. When is the last time you heard a QB not sacked for an entire month? So Allen is punishing Allen because he said he wanted Kincaid and Coleman?

Man that was good!

I think we had a lot of loaded boxes because we ran the most 6 offensive linemen formations.

You don't have to be at Jordan Poyer level at tackling to be a safety. Not every Safety needs to be your hard hitting ,aggressive tackler one....we have Rapp. Some safeties are better in coverage, some are better in tackling.