T&C

I should have texted you to return it for me seeing as the corral's are 150' feet out. This is definitely a "pics or it didn't happen" post lol...

Publix will ask if you want help with your cart. Even if I have just two bags I always say sure, lets go. Reason is that the baggers always want to get the ***** out of there, even if its for 5 minutes... and I get that. A little fresh air and they've "helped a customer". Plus, after thanking them... mentioning something like "tell the girl stocking aisle 5 that she's hot as hell". The cross eyed look back is either funny or... an agreement, yes she is.

No way. This depends on where you live and what time of the year... or even the Time of day. Not 10 seconds man. I'm not taking the mofo anywhere in that kind of weather... even with an umbrella.

I had that one a couple of phones ago but I find that just keeping Baynews9 in my google search field gives me the best one locally... the thing is pretty damn accurate, county, 7 county, Florida.

Not really. In the rare chance I have to go to the store (Publix) with weather like that (I'm a radar freak) there are hardly any other cars around.

Disagree. Like I said, we get rains at the rate of 1"- 2" an hour sometimes... and the thunder and lightning. That cart is staying right where I left it.

I'm usually good with taking it to a cart corral if it's Publix, they have theirs placed out the right way. Only reason I wouldn't is a soaking monsoon rain like we get here in Florida. Other stores don't have theirs placed out right and I'm not going 3-4 rows over to return it. If I have just 2-3 bags I don't even take the cart out of the place, just walk them out. I'm part savage I suppose.

I was more into Thompson and Butkowski back then...

I don't know why but I never got into Carlin... probably because the Cheech and Chong albums came out at around the same time.

I like the theme already.

Granny from the Hillbillies?

Nobel peace prize winner? Could be a lab coat.

I'm not good on the movie people for the most part so I'll throw a name... Jane Fonda?

Sounds good but I'm not a liquid smoke fan either.

Sweaty hot girls...

Parsnips are excellent in a crock pot... with whatever the main dish is. One of my top 5 veggies.

Still have the Queens of Noise Lp... not one of my go to's though.

Is that like turkey bacon? Horrible and no one wants to eat it?

Lita Ford?

I have made it just as you described and it came out delicious... except instead of beef broth use red wine, the kind people drink, not that cooking crap. It really does elevate the flavor quite a bit.