"Since Covid, picking up pick-a-nick baskets has been dodgy. Had to take a job with Niagara Airbus!"
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Duke Williams: "If you play your cards right, Tremaine, the Roughriders will get you an off-season job at Canadian Tire!"
NFL officials noted today that a number of players who attended the combine in multiple years settled a lawsuit against an apparently unauthorized photographer, who was found in the locker room repeatedly. Although never apprehended, the individual was reputed to be named Hurlock Sholmes. Attorneys for the NFL noted that today's settlement precludes the trauma combine participants would have to relive if a trial ensued.
All I needed to know about this snake oil salesman was him passing himself off as a 'high ranking official' of New Era Cap (replete with office and phone exchange) after Pegula Sports and Entertainment had shown him the door.