I do not need an Ivy League education to pontificate that "it's hard to win in the NFL", no more than I need a Syracuse education to state the "Obvious", even that Harvard masters degree, in English History, to rally our team "when it's too tough for them, it's just right for us."
For I have the coach that I think we deserve. A coach who curses, and talks a good game. He is backed by a GM known for his email prowess, who was taught by the previous GM how to "catfish". For we are the Buffalo Bills. With a stadium built on sacred ground. Our sixteen year drought has gotten many down. But I encourage you not to lose faith, nor fear the coming winters snow. Our playoffless streak has got some feeling bleak. Now is the time to close, for my prose is being exposed. Guess I'll need those fancy degrees after all, back to college next fall.