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  1. ceramic dalmatian and fat guy in a circle, sounds like you had good luck on Grindr
  2. Three words only You are disqualified oh and btw Caps Cups Zero Pens Cups Five
  3. Let's see, using those same letters... bo_st62
  4. Her scarf gives +10 to endurance, +5 to stamina, and -100 to charisma
  5. An indictment implies corroborating evidence which in the MSM is like Mother Jones posts a story that DC Tom has Tom Petty's Greatest Hits on his thumb drive MSNBC cites unconfirmed reports that DC Tom has started the Beltway Heartbreakers club CNN interrupts their interview with Stormy's lawyer that multiple sources have confirmed that DC Tom is opening a Tom Petty Memorial museum in Landover Maryland DC Tom calls everyone an idiot Facebook feeds light up with reports of an internet troll stifling free speech Tweets are sent out Tumblr explodes Russian dressing or Russian peeing?
  6. No, I set it for 5:30 and only hit it 12 times
  7. The lack of a conviction, trial, charges, arrest, or warrant is not grounds for dismissal of The Narrative
  8. Tampon Oh, Tampa
  9. That was in the Wikileaks dump. But CNN told us we're not allowed to read it
  10. has been known to call pre-meetings to the daily morning meeting to discuss this afternoons dry run of tomorrow morning's training seminar in preparation of the afternoon presentation to management's daily conference call
  11. Not a smidgeon of corruption
  12. Like maybe the release date of Game of Thrones Season Eight?
  13. Haven't watched S2 yet but I suspect this series is going to follow a similar arc as the reboot of Battlestar Galactica
  14. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/may/11/dinosaur-skeleton-therapod-auction-paris Trump should buy this. Donate the skeleton to the Smithsonian and name the species Trumposaurus
  15. Cobra Currency? Wait, so mead was Cobra Commander?
  16. What is your definition of "as a kid?" Most juvenile records are sealed at 21 You also have to take into account what crime the individual was convicted of and the job they are applying to. An auto body shop probably won't care if an applicant had been convicted of possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute. A pharmacy on the other hand probably would.
  17. you would spend alot of time looking at spreadsheets
  18. Yes to both Reminds me of a strip club that I drive by on my way to work that puts witty statements on their outdoor sign. Last summer their sign read Now Hiring Class of 2017
  19. Remember Change.org? Website where people could start a petition and once it got so many votes the Obama administration would respond? I kinda want to start a petition on Change.org to have John Kerry charged with violation of the Logan Act
  20. cuddles at night with a life sized man shaped pillow of Jar Jar Binks
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