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Paraphrasing Chris Rock: A boss says to his female employee, "Sleep with me or lose your job." That's sexual harassment... and THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Everything else is just trying to get some. Hell, if my Daddy didn't sexually harass my Momma, I wouldn't be here! Too bad, I like HR. Edit: Here's more rumor/innuendo from Deadspin.

There's been a "speculation premium" in oil for the last 18 months or so, too. With the launch of the e-mini crude contrant on GLOBEX, more speculative dollars have entered the oil market.

She's actually better in person. Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

I'll meet ya there. We've got to get as much out of the 'Room as possible. Their lease runs out next year.

I'm here to help. You'll need some make up and a good rope. First, write a suicide note. I suggest a photo of you pointing at yourself in a Fonzi manner. The note will read, "Who has two thumbs and is hanging in the next room? This guy!" In the next room, you have yourself hanging from the aforementioned rope. Of course, you'll need to tie it in such a way as it looks like you're hanging, but really you're in a harness. When your buddy finds the note, and then you hanging there, tongue out, face made up to look bloodless, it'll be quite a hoot when after the proper pause you yell, "TOP THAT BI#(H!!!" You can thank me later.

Nah... that was the AFC Championship game where Thurman racked up a ton of yards. IIRC, Buffalo 30 KC 13.

MJ will probably just send Charles Oakley over to whisper something in his ear. The chump will drop like a soccer player. The real question is, "Who would you smash in the face first? (1) This guy, or (2) the jacka$$ that has the Malarchuk ebay auction?"

I can see it now. "Hi I'm Billy Mays for HaloPro Clean. Just sprinkle some of our patented Halobacterium Powder on your tub-tile-or-sink, turn on our LaserClean light bulbs, and let these guys go to work. Your place will be clean in no time.*" *HaloPro Clean is a wholly-owned subsidiary of ThisCrapDontWork Industries, LLC. No guarantee of success is implied. Offer not valid in the Western Hemisphere. Tax Title License Exra. Void where prohibited. Violates the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. Perpetual Motion causes cancer in labratory animals.

This whole thread reminded me of a column Chuck Klosterman wrote last year. Here's an excerpt:

Ahem. I was an extra in that movie. My work ended up on the cutting room floor, but I'm telling you... it was described as "Hamlet in West Philly".

Agreed. I bet that base salary hovers around the poverty line.

I can't wait for the 'Mythbusters' episode on this one.

I was thinking of the Arrrrrgggghhhh-onauts. How about "Expensive Corn"? - Buck an ear... get it? Is this thing on?

Rachel Ray says this one is easy. Looks pretty involved to me. Here's Emeril's version. Here's the list from the Foodtv.com search page. Good Luck!

On the "The West Wing", a character noted that this was the first time that anyone had bothered to write that down. Of course, the author really didn't believe it. Anyway, right now I'm listening to a blind black man sing the praises of our home: Ray Charles' "This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave." - Elmer Davis

Maybe Scott was thinking of "River of Dreams"? Sting-Springsteen River Duet

I'm here. The market closes at 1 PM, but an upgrade was applied over the weekend that broke something else. I'll probably have to work late to fix this stuff. This stinks.

Randy Moss, known for punk-like acts throughout his career, gives a great deal of time to kids in Minnesota. He participates in a bass tournament that raises money for disadvantage children with treatable mouth problems. That fact that he did this sort of thing for years without any publicity makes it noteworthy as a selfless act.

Do one for every decade. Happy, happy!

I've only been to Boston twice, so I'll let others comment on specific bars. I'm sure there's lots in the Fens that will fit your bill. I'm just commenting that I will be at the game Saturday night. It's slow at work, so we've been putting together tailgate ideas all morning. I'm thinking grilled wings!

Yes. Sorry, I was in a rush.

That's hot.

"My principle is to leave enough money for your children that they can do anything they want, but not enough so that they can do nothing." - Warren Buffett

Never read the books. Most Adams' fans feel the way you do, understandably so. I thought Rickman's voice for Marvin was genius, though. The thread is officially hi-jacked.

C'mon man. It's 42. Didn't you see the movie? Now, can someone help with the Entourage question?