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Eh, it's one of my main shticks (schticks is also acceptable).

*effect

*who's

That last call aside, stop hiring part-time lawyers for this. The NFL acts like they're some public-school-funded league when it comes to this. It feels like parents reffing with coolers of orange slices after the games.

If hoping for a flag enters into the analytics of that, then I understand.

I also wondered why every OC has seemed to catch this awful disease. They try to plan 4 steps ahead and just outsmart themselves.

It's gotta be hard to tell where the sideline is when you're moving that fast - but still, "Hey, the QB is slowing down, and my entire coaching staff and team seems really close to me!"

(and I mean physically cut)

The Mahomes shove was absolutely a penalty. If a Bills player had done that in the same situation, I would want him cut in the emotion of the moment.

From Wikipedia - Cocaine Bear is an upcoming American black comedy thriller film directed and co-produced by Elizabeth Banks and written by Jimmy Warden. It is inspired by the true story of the "Cocaine Bear", an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985. The 80s were just more fun.

Based on a true story, and I'm not kidding. (and I appreciated the SNL ad wizards reference)

Yeah, but he also sends guys to the DNC headquarters to cheat.

[Billy Madison everyone in this room is dumber gif]

Maybe it's already been said in here, but that trailer features a lot of unfortunate plastic surgery. It also features those 4 elderly actresses who appear with Tom Brady.

(again, this has probably been pointed out already) Shades of the '04 Steelers game - I know we were playing against many more backups on that day. But still, it's discouraging how a deep roster can just shove us around whether they're using their starters or not.

(This sentiment has probably already been posted here) As empty as this feels now, imagine the empty feeling that you get when your team actually wins the whole thing, and you realize that none of it changed anything for the fanbase. You go and get hammered at a parade. We find excuses to do that anyway. And we wouldn't have won the Super Bowl last year in any case. Bengals or Rams would have sliced right through us like we saw today.

That movie sucked.

I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, and I like seeing a British "whilst" around here - it classes up the joint a bit.

Why do so many people use two periods in an ellipsis these days? You know that you're putting in more than one, but why stop at two? INFURIATING.

*whose Let this solve the problem once and for all.

And good job working muff in there.

I was saying Boo-easley!

I respect the level of commitment to this bit.

Yes, but it's also correct.

Joshua Allen His middle name is Patrick He just friggin' rocks