birdo67

I'm learning here that plenty of WNY football fans are still meatheads - will wonders never cease?

Go to hell.

Once again, I just love the use of "whilst."

It's unfortunate all around. Every party involved made mistakes here. Due process, due diligence, I still wonder how the Bills knew nothing about this before the draft.

A+ if satire. Wellness check if serious.

I'm starting to think that IronMaidenBills has absolutely been accused of statutory rape before.

Lack of due diligence and plenty of stupid actions by everyone involved.

I prefer the punter we have.

There are three dots in an ellipsis, fellas, three dots.

You almost had it.

Young minds are taking over the league and basically getting there - McVay looked like the unstoppable future. Belichick is the oldest coach in the NFL, which skews the perspective on age and "wisdom." Pete Carroll is the second oldest coach, which blows my mind, and I went to USC - I still love that guy. Even with Frazier stepping away, the Bills still seem like they're coached by old men and old ideas.

I kept bracing myself all season for a blowout; I knew it was coming.

Eh, it's one of my main shticks (schticks is also acceptable).

*effect

*who's

That last call aside, stop hiring part-time lawyers for this. The NFL acts like they're some public-school-funded league when it comes to this. It feels like parents reffing with coolers of orange slices after the games.

If hoping for a flag enters into the analytics of that, then I understand.

I also wondered why every OC has seemed to catch this awful disease. They try to plan 4 steps ahead and just outsmart themselves.

It's gotta be hard to tell where the sideline is when you're moving that fast - but still, "Hey, the QB is slowing down, and my entire coaching staff and team seems really close to me!"

(and I mean physically cut)

The Mahomes shove was absolutely a penalty. If a Bills player had done that in the same situation, I would want him cut in the emotion of the moment.

From Wikipedia - Cocaine Bear is an upcoming American black comedy thriller film directed and co-produced by Elizabeth Banks and written by Jimmy Warden. It is inspired by the true story of the "Cocaine Bear", an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985. The 80s were just more fun.

Based on a true story, and I'm not kidding. (and I appreciated the SNL ad wizards reference)

Yeah, but he also sends guys to the DNC headquarters to cheat.

[Billy Madison everyone in this room is dumber gif]