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In my nightmares, McDaniels flies down to Houston to work with Deshaun, and the Hoody gives Daboll the keys to the kingdom. Were I Daboll, I'd stick with Josh until I had a ring, then pick whatever job I wanted.

Every channel broadcasts soccer games now. And you can't watch an English Premier League match without hearing 20-70,000 people singing "***** off Chelsea FC" or "1 Nil, then you ***** it up". The FCC hasn't done anything about it, nor should they.

The way the Bills beat the Raiders today is the way NE's beaten the Bills about a dozen times in the last 20 years. They made a few more mistakes, and the Bills made a few clutch plays, and all of a sudden it's 30-16 with 5 minutes left in Q4.

These Jets Fans are good for hours of entertainment

Dude, the CFL has got some quirky rules, but jesus it's no where near THAT bad...

With how much Gase and Darnold suck, who can tell?

A quick glance of the raiders message boards left me pretty impressed. Only a handful of posts parroting talking head talking points about JA that are a year out of date. Their injury list is growing by the day. And they're still shell shocked from their latest encounter with the Hoody. The best thing is that there are no BS posts like "It's the Bills, 41-3 Raiders" Or, " it's the Bills, this is basically a second Bye week". Thanks McD, Beane and Josh.

"With a mere 71% completion percentage and 9.1 yards per attempt, Allen still lacks the accuracy of a refined pocket passer and refuses to take what defenses give him. Shotgun accuracy and poor decision making are the hallmarks of his game." Whenever you want to send me your check, Cian, let me know.

The Cover 1 guys were saying this too. They also said the Rams were bullying Harrison Philips in the run game. They went straight at him on three straight plays for good yardage.

At least McVay isn't getting an extra 40 minutes to breakdown the D. Pompous rams fans heads are exploding and I'm loving it.

So who else just got waaayyy more confident about the game?

Tremaine manning the middle is worth an FG, if he plays. Bills 31 LA 27

Doesn't hurt to put as many people on the injury report as possible. Tom Brady's throwing shoulder is still on the treatment table at Foxboro. Hell, maybe injury reports are finally accurate, instead of jacking everybody up on painkillers and smelling salts.

And if not by the offense or defense, then by coaching or the refs. Jalen Ramsey's been very quiet for some reason. Wonder why that is.

Given all the analysis so far, this one feels like a shoot out. As a snake-bit bills fan, the idea of going toe-to-toe with the opposition's offence isn't something I look forward to. But it sure beats hoping some Bobby April inspired special teams BS will help steal the game from a superior opponent, like in years passed.

Agreed. The snakebit around here is palpable.

It's been 25 years since this team had an offence that could go punch for punch with anybody. It's gonna take some getting used too. That said, I'm ok with a 38-35 Bills win. So's my cardiologist.

Anybody know a streaming service that carries the game? I used up my Fubo free trial last week.

Flores is a good coach all around. Any team that buys in, excutes schemes drawn up by smart coaches and doesn't completely suck talent wise is going to have puncher's odds in any game.

I'm so happy the Jets are coached by a Halloween costume.

It was a very pleasant surprise. Smoke's TD looked like a perfectly called middle screen from back in the Gailey era.

Right? One minute he's making 20 yard touch passes look effortless, then he tries to shoot down Sputnik on a check down.

If only TB stayed in NE and then imploded like he's doing right now...

I'll chuck you a like for the Office Space reference, but no more.

The Washington Red Octobers, and slap a big submarine on the helmet, their colors are red and gold already so they may as well roll with Soviet references so they can stay edgy. Or the Washington Red Scare, and their mascot could zombie Lenin or a family friendly hammer-and-sickle.