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Barring a Road-to-Damascus change in his play... I'd ship him out of town along with candy and a stripper.

But he does offer validation for people who...like repeating what we all already know, and feel the need to discuss ad nauseam.

Our trade deficit drops from $59 billion to $52 billion. China's trade surplus just hit $1 Trillion. I don't have a fancy STEM education, but one of those sets of numbers seems better than the other.

Huh. So he had nothing positive to say about the OL, TEs or James Cook?

Fire him and hire Ian McCollum from Forgotten Weapons. He's got more social media followers and broader outreach to centrists, which makes him more qualified than Hegseth. Gun Jesus couldn't do any worse, and there's no way he'd have let the M7/Sig Spear get off the ground.

Dennis Lock, who's photo doesn't appear on the team website near as I can tell, is "Vice President of Football Research". Maybe you spotted Cole Jacobson, football analytics guy late of the University of Pennsylvania, who is a "Football Research Assistant" for the Bills?

@GunnerBill. How's your "softzone" bingo card looking today?

Ha, yeah. We've got collegial boards like the Stadium Wall...and Xitter spamming dittohead influence operations like PPP.

I loved the Jackson Hawes TD play. It was entirely Hawes using his initiative. He's not supposed to do anything but block. So after he blocks his guy into oblivion for four-ish seconds, he's like, wait, the play is still going on? Something's wrong! So he sort of walks underneath the uprights and shows Josh his numbers. Of course nobody on Cinci is assigned him in coverage because he's been blocking for a football eternity.

I also doubt our RBs will piss away two touchdowns, but I'm a glass half full guy.

The username makes sense! All of the above. Exactly, football is a distraction and a welcome one

2025 McDermott is a kamikaze compared to 2019 McDermott. IMHO, his biggest failing is stale ideas on defense, but I'm not a big enough film nerd to support that with specifics. He seems like he's trying to run a much more aggressive, pressure-based scheme than our roster is tuned for, especially in the postseason. Bosa may be the only DL player who is authorized to get pressure on the QB as their first priority, instead of gap integrity.

Great pull. We used to watch this all the time in college. Back when the internet was a place that was funny and made people happy.

Better yet, let's trade them before their value tanks.